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"fited by the experience of others, or his 66 own? When you read my Memoirs, you "will learn the evils, moral and physical, "of true dissipation. I assure you my "life is very entertaining, and very in"structive."

I said,

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Venice a Don Giovanni, and Fletcher your Leporello." He laughed at the remark. I asked him, in what way his life would prove a good lesson? and he gave me several anecdotes of himself, which I have thrown into a sort of narrative.

"Almost all the friends of my youth "are dead; either shot in duels, ruined,

"or in the galleys:" (mentioning the names of several.)

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Among those I lost in the early part " of my career, was Lord Falkland,-poor fellow! our fathers' fathers were friends. "He lost his life for a joke, and one "too he did not make himself. The pre"“sent race is more steady than the last. They have less constitution and not so "much money-that accounts for the change in their morals.

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I am now tamed; but before I mar

ried, shewed some of the blood of

my ancestors. It is ridiculous to say

"that we do not inherit our passions,

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as well as the gout, or any other dis

"order.

"I was not so young when my father "died, but that I perfectly remember

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him; and had very early a horror of matrimony, from the sight of domestic "broils this feeling came over me very strongly at my wedding. Something

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whispered me that I was sealing my own "death-warrant. I am a great believer

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no fiction.

"in presentiments. Socrates' dæmon was Monk Lewis had his mo"nitor, and Napoleon many warnings. "At the last moment I would have re

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treated, if I could have done so. I

called to mind a friend of mine, who

had married a young, beautiful, and "rich girl, and yet was miserable.

He

"had strongly urged me against putting

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my neck in the same yoke: and to "shew you how firmly I was resolved to "attend to his advice, I betted Hay

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fifty guineas to one, that I should always "remain single. Six years afterwards I "sent him the money. The day before

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"I proposed to Lady Byron, I had no "idea of doing so."

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After this digression he continued:

"I lost my father when I was only

six years of age. My mother, when "she was in a rage with me, (and I gave "her cause enough,) used to say, 'Ah, "you little dog, you are a Byron all over; you are as bad as your father!' "It was very different from Mrs. Mal

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aprop's saying, 'Ah! good dear Mr.

Malaprop, I never loved him till he was dead.' But, in fact, my father was,

in his youth, any thing but a 'Cælebs

"in search of a wife.' He would have

"made a bad hero for Hannah More. "He ran out three fortunes, and mar"ried or ran away with three women, "and once wanted a guinea, that he "wrote for; I have the note. He seem"ed born for his own ruin, and that of "the other sex. He began by seducing

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Lady Carmarthen, and spent for her 4000l. a-year; and not content with one adventure of this kind, afterwards eloped with Miss Gordon. His marriage "was not destined to be a very fortunate one either, and I don't wonder at her

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play. They certainly could not have "claimed the flitch.

"The phrenologists tell me that other "lines besides that of thought" (the middle of three horizontal lines on his

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