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to appear hereafter, rather than story him in his own hearing.
French. Sir, we have known together in Orleans. Post. Since when I have been debtor to you for courtesies, which I will be ever to pay, and yet pay still. French. Sir, you o'er-rate my poor kindness: I was glad I did atonea my countryman and you; it had been pity you should have been put together with so mortal a purpose as then each bore, upon importance b of so slight and trivial a nature.
Post. By your pardon, sir, I was then a young traveller: rather shunned to go even with what I heard, than in my every action to be guided by others' experiences: but, upon my mended judgment, (if I offend not to say it is mended,) my quarrel was not altogether slight.
French. 'Faith, yes, to be put to the arbitrement of swords; and by such two that would, by all likelihood, have confounded one the other, or have fallen both. Iach. Can we, with manners, ask what was the difference?
French. Safely, I think: 't was a contention in public, which may, without contradiction, suffer the report. It was much like an argument that fell out last night, where each of us fell in praise of our country mistresses: This gentleman at that time vouching (and upon warrant of bloody affirmation) his to be more fair, virtuous, wise, chaste, constant-qualified, and less attemptible, than any the rarest of our ladies in France.
Iach. That lady is not now living; or this gentle man's opinion, by this, worn out.
Post. She holds her virtue still, and
my mind. Iach. You must not so far prefer her 'fore ours of Italy.
Post. Being so far provoked as I was in France, I
a Atone-to make at one.
b Importance-import, matter.
would abate her nothing; though I profess myself her adorer, not her friend.
Iach. As fair, and as good, (a kind of hand-in-hand comparison,) had been something too fair, and too good, for any lady in Britany. If she went before others I have seen, as that diamond of yours outlustres many I have beheld, I could not but believe she excelled many : but I have not seen the most precious diamond that is, nor you the lady.
Post. I praised her as I rated her so do I my stone. Iach. What do you esteem it at?
Post. More than the world enjoys.
Iach. Either your unparagoned mistress is dead, or she 's outprized by a trifle.
Post. You are mistaken: the one may be sold, or given, if there were wealth enough for the purchase, or merit for the gift: the other is not a thing for sale, and only the gift of the gods.
Iach. Which the gods have given you?
Post. Which, by their graces, I will keep.
Iach. You may wear her in title yours: but you know strange fowl light upon neighbouring ponds. Your ring may be stolen too: so, your brace of unprizeable estimations, the one is but frail, and the other casual; a cunning thief, or a that-way-accomplished courtier, would hazard the winning both of first and last.
Post. Your Italy contains none so accomplished a courtier to convince" the honour of my mistress; if, in the holding or the loss of that, you term her frail. I do nothing doubt you have store of thieves; notwithstanding I fear not my ring.
Phi. Let us leave here, gentlemen.
Post. Sir, with all my heart. This worthy signior, I thank him, makes no stranger of me; we are familiar at first.
Iach. With five times so much conversation I should
get ground of your fair mistress: make her go back, even to the yielding; had I admittance and opportunity to friend.
Post. No, no.
Iach. I dare, thereupon, pawn the moiety of my estate to your ring; which, in my opinion, o'ervalues it something But I make my wager rather against your confidence than her reputation: and, to bar your offence herein too, I durst attempt it against any lady in the world.
Post. You are a great deal abused in too bold a persuasion; and I doubt not you sustain what you 're wor thy of by your attempt.
Iach. What's that?
Post. A repulse: Though your attempt, as you call it, deserve more,-a punishment too.
Phi. Gentlemen, enough of this: it came in too suddenly; let it die as it was born, and, I pray you, be better acquainted.
Iach. Would I had put my estate, and my neighbour's, on the approbation of what I have spoke.
Post. What lady would you choose to assail?
Iach. Yours; whom in constancy you think stands so safe. I will lay you ten thousand ducats to your ring, that, commend me to the court where your lady is, with no more advantage than the opportunity of a second conference, and I will bring from thence that honour of hers which you imagine so reserved.
Post. I will wage against your gold, gold to it: my ring I hold dear as my finger; 't is part of it.
Iach. You are a friend, and therein the wiser. If you buy ladies' flesh at a million a dram, you cannot preserve it from tainting: But, I see you have some religion in you, that you fear.
Post. This is but a custom in your tongue; you bear a graver purpose, I hope.
Iach. I am the master of my speeches; and would undergo what 's spoken, I swear.
Post. Will you?—I shall but lend my diamond till your return :-Let there be covenants drawn between us : My mistress exceeds in goodness the hugeness of your unworthy thinking: I dare you to this match: here's my ring.
Phi. I will have it no lay.
Iach. By the gods it is one :-If I bring you no sufficient testimony that I have enjoyed the dearest bodily part of your mistress, my ten thousand ducats are yours; so is your diamond too. If I come off, and leave her in such honour as you have trust in, she your jewel, this your jewel, and my gold are yours :-provided I have your commendation for my more free entertainment.
Post. I embrace these conditions; let us have articles betwixt us-only, thus far you shall answer. If you make your voyage upon her, and give me directly to understand you have prevailed, I am no further your enemy she is not worth our debate. If she remain unseduced, (you not making it appear otherwise,) for your ill opinion, and the assault you have made to her chastity, you shall answer me with your sword.
Iach. Your hand; a covenant: We will have these things set down by lawful counsel, and straight away for Britain; lest the bargain should catch cold, and starve. I will fetch my gold, and have our two wagers recorded.
Post. Agreed. [Exeunt PosT. and Iscă. French. Will this hold, think you?
Phi. Signior Iachimo will not from it. Pray, let us follow 'em.
SCENE VI.-Britain. A Room in Cymbeline's
Enter QUEEN, Ladies, and CORNELIUS.
Queen. Whiles yet the dew 's on ground, gather those flowers;
Make haste: Who has the note of them?
I, madarn. [Exeunt Ladies.
Now, master doctor, have you brought those drugs? Cor. Pleaseth your highness, ay: here they are, [Presenting a small box. But I beseech your grace, (without offence→→
My conscience bids me ask,) wherefore you have
I wonder, doctor,
Other conclusions ?a I will try the forces
Allayments to their act; and by them gather
Their several virtues, and effects.
Shall from this practice but make hard your heart:
Both noisome and infectious.
O, content thee.
Here comes a flattering rascal; upon him
And enemy to my son.-How now, Pisanio?