of the cause of that calamitous and awful affliction under which he suffered, the parasites of his memory are under a much greater mistake, when instead of turning their knowledge on that point to its great and proper account (which has never yet been hinted even in this great nation of reasoning freemen!) they fancy they can put down all thoughts upon such subjects, and all the unfortunate consequences of such facts, by raising a hypocritical cry against a few hasty expressions, uttered in that very spirit of sympathy with the community at large, which they count as nothing. We cannot close this Advertisement without adding our cordial voice (truly humble on the present occasion) to the universal harmony prevailing in England on the subject of the glorious rights and equally glorious behaviour of Spain. We must also say, how much surprise and relief have been afforded to us by the political plain-speaking (granting even it ends in little more) of the accomplished person who has succeeded that vizor of a statesman, Lord Castlereagh. THE LIBERA L. No. III. THE BLUES, A LITERARY ECLOGUE. "Nimium nè crede colori."-VIRGIL. O trust not, ye beautiful creatures, to hue, ECLOGUE FIRST. LONDON.-Before the Door of a Lecture Room. But the benches are crammed, like a garden in flower, With the pride of our Belles, who have made it the fashion; So instead of "beaux arts," we may say "la belle passion " For learning, which lately has taken the lead in TRACY. I know it too well, and have worn out my patience There's Vamp, Scamp, and Mouthy, and Wordswords and Co. Whom you speak to? INKEL. Hold, my good friend, do you know TRACY. Right well, boy, and so does "the Row:" You're an author-a poet INKEL. And think you that I Can stand tamely in silence, to hear you decry The Muses? TRACY. Excuse me; I meant no offence To the Nine; though the number who make some pretence To their favours is such-but the subject to drop, I am just piping hot from a publisher's shop (Next door to the pastry-cook's; so that when I Where your friend-you know who-has just got such a threshing, That it is, as the phrase goes, extremely "refreshing." What a beautiful word! INKEL. Very true; 'tis so soft And so cooling-they use it a little too oft; TRACY. Not left him a tatter Not a rag of his present or past reputation, Which they call a disgrace to the age and the nation. INKEL. I'm sorry to hear this; for friendship, you know——— TRACY. No; I left a round dozen of authors and others (Very sorry, no doubt, since the cause is a brother's) INKEL. Let us join them. TRACY. What, won't you return to the lecture? INKEL. Why, the place is so crammed, there's not room for a spectre. Besides, our friend Scamp is to-day so absurd Quite enough; and to tell you the truth, my retreat TRACY. I have had no great loss then? INKEL. Loss!-such a palaver! I'd inoculate sooner my wife with the slaver Of a dog when gone rabid, than listen two hours To the torrent of trash which around him he pours, Pumped up with such effort, disgorged with such labour, I make you ! TRACY. INKEL. Yes, you! I said nothing until You compelled me, by speaking the truth TRACY. Is that your deduction? INKEL. To speak ill? When speaking of Scamp ill, I certainly follow, not set an example. The fellow's a fool, an impostor, a zany. TRACY. And the crowd of to-day shows that one fool makes many. I would, but INKEL. Pray, then, let us retire. TRACY. INKEL. There must be attraction much higher Than Scamp, or the Jews'-harp he nicknames his lyre, ! |