God Uses Cracked PotsHumorist Patsy Clairmont provides a side-splitting, heartwarming collection of anecdotal gems that turn everyday events into hysterical, humorous memories. |
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... pulled on my new pink sweater , giving me added color , since I need all the help I can get . I pulled on my gray slacks and my taupe heels . I checked the mirror and thought , Lookin ' good ! Since it was a cool Michigan day , I ...
... pulled on my new pink sweater , giving me added color , since I need all the help I can get . I pulled on my gray slacks and my taupe heels . I checked the mirror and thought , Lookin ' good ! Since it was a cool Michigan day , I ...
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... pulled up over my face in Mother's zeal to make the braids stay in . Had I continued to wear them that might not have mattered , but when the braids were finally released , my neck slid back down to my shoulders , leaving my face ...
... pulled up over my face in Mother's zeal to make the braids stay in . Had I continued to wear them that might not have mattered , but when the braids were finally released , my neck slid back down to my shoulders , leaving my face ...
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... pulled from the basket and placed in pharaoh's daugh- ter's arms . She beats a pathway back to the palace to prepare him to be- come a prince . Problems arise for Moses when he becomes a perpetrator . The palace becomes a perilous place ...
... pulled from the basket and placed in pharaoh's daugh- ter's arms . She beats a pathway back to the palace to prepare him to be- come a prince . Problems arise for Moses when he becomes a perpetrator . The palace becomes a perilous place ...
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