But that Achilles, were his brain as barren 'Tis dry enough,) will with great fpeed of judgment, Ay, with celerity, find Hector's purpose Pointing on him. Uly. And wake him to the anfwer, think you ? Neft. Yes, 'tis moft meet; whom may you elfe oppofe, In this wild action. For the fuccefs, And in fuch indexes, although fmall pricks Of things to come, at large. It is fuppos'd, What heart from hence receives the conqu'ring part, Ulyf. Give pardon to my fpeech; Therefore 'tis meet, Achilles meet not He Stor. For both our honour and our fhame in this what are they? Ulyf Ulf. What glory our Achilles fhares from Hector, And we were better parch in Africk fun, The fort to fight with Hector: 'mong ourselves, 'That we have better men." But, hit or mifs, T ACT II. SCENE, the Grecian Camp. Enter Ajax, and Therfites. HERSITES, AJAX. Ther. Agamemnon-how if he had boiles-full, all over, generally. Ajax. Therfites, [Talking to himself. Ther Ther. And thofe boiles did run-fay fodid not the General run? were not that a botchy core? Ajax. Dog! Ther. Then there would come fome matter from him: I fee none now. Ajax. Thou bitch-wolf's fon, canst thou not hear? feel then. [Strikes him. Ther. The plague of Greece upon thee, thou mungrek beef-witted Lord! Ajax. Speak then, you unwinnow'dft (9) leaven, fpeak; I will beat thee into handsomness. Ther. I fhall foon rail thee into wit and holiness; but, I think, thy horfe will fooner con an oration, than thou learn a prayer without book: thou canft strike, canft thou? a red murrain o'thy jade's tricks! Ajax. Toads-ftool, learn me the proclamation. Ther. Doeft thou think, I have no fenfe, thou ftrik'st me thus ? Ajax. The proclamation Ther. Thou art proclaim'd a fool, I think. Ajax. Do not, porcupine, do not; my fingers itch. Ther. I would, thou didst itch from head to foot, and I had the fcratching of thee; I would make thee the loathfom'ft fcab in Greece. Ajax. I fay, the proclamation Ther. Thou grumbleft and raileft every hour on Achilles, and thou art as full of envy at his greatnefs, as Cerberus is at Proferpina's beauty: ay, that thou bark’st at him. Ajax. Miftrefs Therfites! Ther. Thou fhouldft ftrike him. (9) Speak then, you unfalted Leaven, speak ;] This is a reading obtruded upon us by Mr. Pope, that has no Authority or Countenance from any of the Copies; nor that approaches in any Degree to the Traces of the old Reading, you whinnid't Leaven. This, 'tis true, is corrupted and unintelligible; but the Emendation, which I have coin'd out of it, gives us a Senfe apt and confonant to what Ajax would fay ---“Thou Lump of four Dough, kneaded up out of a Flower, unpurg'd and unfifted, with all the Drofs and Bran "in it." . Ajax. Cobloaf! Ther. He would pound thee into shivers with his fift, As a failior breaks a bisket. Ajax. You whoreson cur! Ajax. Thou ftool for a witch! [Beating him. Ther. Ay, do, do, thou fodden-witted Lord; thou haft no more brain than I have in my elbows; an Affinego may tutor thee. Thou fcurvy valiant ass! thou art here but to thrash Trojans, and thou art bought and fold among thofe of any wit, like a Barbarian flave. If thou ufe to beat me, I will begin at thy heel, and tell what thou art by inches, thou thing of no bowels, thou! Ajax. You dog! Ther. You feurvy Lord! [Beating him. Ther. Mars his ideot! do, rudeness; do, camel, du, do. Enter Achilles and Patroclus. Achil. Why, how now, Ajax? wherefore do you this? How now, Therfites? what's the matter, man? Ther. You fee him there, do you ? Achil. Ay, what's the matter? Achil. So I do, what's the matter? Achil. Well, why, I do so. Ther. But yet you look not well upon him: for who foever you take him to be, he is Ajax. Achil. I know that, fool.. Ther. Ay, but that fool knows not himself. Ther. Lo, lo, lo, lo, what modicums of wit he utters; his evafions have ears thus long. I have bobb'd his brain, more than he has beat my bones; I will buy nine fparrows for a penny, and his Pia Mater is not worth the ninth part of a fparrow. This lord (Achilles) Ajax, who wears his wit in his belly, and his guts in his head, I'll tell you what I fay of him. Achil. What? [Ajax offers to strike him, Achilles interposes. Ther. Ther. I fay, this Ajax Achil. Nay, good Ajax. Ther. As will ftop the eye of Helen's needle, for whom he comes to fight. Achil. Peace, fool! Ther. I would have peace and quietnefs, but the fool will not he there, that he, look you there. Ajax. O thou damn'd cur, I fhall Achil. Will you set your wit to a fool's? Ther. No, I warrant you; for a fool's will fhame.it. Patr. Good words, Therfites. Achil. What's the quarrel? Ajax. I bade the vile owl go learn me the tenour of the proclamation, and he rails upon me. Ther. I ferve thee not. Ajax. Well, go to, go to. Ther. I ferve here voluntary. Achil. Your laft fervice was fufferance, 'twas not voluntary; no man is beaten voluntary; Ajax was here the voluntary, and you as under an imprefs. Ther. Ev'n fo- a great deal of your wit too lies in your finews, or elfe there be liars. Hector fhall have a great catch, if he knock out either of your brains; he were as good crack a fufty nut with no kernel. Achil. What, with me too, Therfites? Ther. There's Ulyffes and old Neftor, (whofe wit was mouldy ere your grandfires had nails on their toes,) (10). yoke you like draft oxen, and make you plough up the wair. Achil. What! what! (10) There's Ulyffes, and old Neftor, whofe Wit was mouldÿ ere their Grandfires bad Nails on their toes,] This is one of thefe editors wife Riddles. This is no Folly of Therfites's venting. What! Was Neftor's Wit mouldy, before his Grandfire's Toes had any Nails? that is, was the Grandfon an old Man, before the Grandfather was out of his Swathing cloaths? Prepofterous Nonfenfe! and yet fo eafy a Change, as one poor Pronoun for another fets all right and clear. |