vocabulary and a chronic habit of self-deception, would call the place orderly. The Adjutant speaks hoarsely; while he speaks he writes, about something quite different. In the middle of each sentence his pipe goes out; at the end of each sentence he lights a match. He may or may not light his pipe; anyhow he speaks: "Where is that list of Weslyans I made? And what are all those people on the stair? The Colonel wants a man to cut his hair. "These silly questions! I shall tell Brigade I do not know; I cannot say I care. Where is my signal pad? I left it there. "Perhaps I should appear upon parade. These companies would make Sir Douglas swear. I'm sorry, Monsieur-je suis désolé But no one's pinched your miserable chair. ENVOI "Prince, I perceive what Cain's temptations were, A. P. Herbert BALLADE OF DOTTINESS A cow, delighted, blew her horn, You laugh my parody to scorn? Well, read "The Rose Without a Thorn" Especially when in dismay Spurned Julius cries his sore affliction, "Men are but things with which you play!"— Oh, for an end of dotty fiction! Dear Novelists, since I was born And resolutely I have sworn Ye second raters, run away Before you feel a tight constriction About your gizzards! (Kneel and pray!) Oh, for an end of dotty fiction! L'ENVOI How can the publishers defray The punctuation bills? . . . "Conviction Faced Doyle. . . He wept. . . . I saw him sway. Oh, for an end of dotty fiction! Edward Anthony THE BALLADE OF THE SUMMER-BOARDER Let all men living on earth take heed, For their own souls' sake, to a rhyme well meant; Writ so that he who runs may read— We are the folk that a-summering went. Who while the year was young were bentYea, bent on doing this self-same thing Which we have done unto some extent. This is the end of our summering. We are the folk who would fain be freed This is the end of our summering. For O the waiters that must be fee'd, And our meat-time neighbour, the travelling And the youth next door with the ophicleide! We are the folk that a-summering went! Who from small bare rooms wherein we were pent, While birds their way to the southward wing, Come back, our money for no good spentThis is the end of our summering. ENVOY Citizens! list to our sore lament While the landlord's hands to our raiment clingWe are the folk that a-summering went: This is the end of our summering. H. C. Bunner ON NEWPORT BEACH (Rondeau) On Newport beach there ran right merrily, Thence to the foot in white au naturel, In the soft sand lay one small shell, its wee There was a bather of the species he, Who saw the little maid go toward the sea; H. C. Bunner CULTURE IN THE SLUMS (Inscribed to an Intense Poet) I. RONDEAU "O crikey, Bill!" she ses to me, she ses. "Look sharp," ses she, "with them there sossiges. Yea! sharp with them there bags of mysteree! For lo!" she ses, "for lo! old pal," ses she, "I'm blooming peckish, neither more nor less." Was it not prime-I leave you all to guess For in such rorty wise doth Love express II. VILLANELLE Now ain't they utterly too-too (She ses, my Missus mine,* ses she), Joe, just you kool 'em-nice and skew They're better than a pot'n' a screw, Them flymy little bits of Blue! Suppose I put 'em up the flue, And booze the profits, Joe? Not me. Now ain't they utterly too-too? I do the 'Igh Art fake, I do. Joe, I'm consummate; and I see Them flymy little bits of Blue. Which, Joe, is why I ses te you Esthetic-like, and limp, and free— Now ain't they utterly too-too, III. BALLADE I often does a quiet read * An adaptation of "Madonna mia." Probably Botticelli. |