A Thousand Naked Strangers: A Paramedic’s Wild Ride to the Edge and Back

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Simon and Schuster, Jan 5, 2016 - Biography & Autobiography - 288 pages
A former paramedic’s visceral, poignant, and mordantly funny account of a decade spent on Atlanta’s mean streets saving lives and connecting with the drama and occasional beauty that lies inside catastrophe.

In the aftermath of 9/11 Kevin Hazzard felt that something was missing from his life—his days were too safe, too routine. A failed salesman turned local reporter, he wanted to test himself, see how he might respond to pressure and danger. He signed up for emergency medical training and became, at age twenty-six, a newly minted EMT running calls in the worst sections of Atlanta. His life entered a different realm—one of blood, violence, and amazing grace.

Thoroughly intimidated at first and frequently terrified, he experienced on a nightly basis the adrenaline rush of walking into chaos. But in his downtime, Kevin reflected on how people’s facades drop away when catastrophe strikes. As his hours on the job piled up, he realized he was beginning to see into the truth of things. There is no pretense five beats into a chest compression, or in an alley next to a crack den, or on a dimly lit highway where cars have collided. Eventually, what had at first seemed impossible happened: Kevin acquired mastery. And in the process he was able to discern the professional differences between his freewheeling peers, what marked each—as he termed them—as “a tourist,” “true believer,” or “killer.”

Combining indelible scenes that remind us of life’s fragile beauty with laugh-out-loud moments that keep us smiling through the worst, A Thousand Naked Strangers is an absorbing read about one man’s journey of self-discovery—a trip that also teaches us about ourselves.
 

Contents

Ive Made a Mistake
3
From Zero to Hero
8
Dead Mannequins
16
Living and Breathing Dead People
20
Failure Is an Option
29
A Job at Last
32
First Day
37
FRESH MEAT
49
The Private Life of a Public Hospital
126
Theres Been a Prison Break
131
Courage Under Mustard
138
Dead Smurfs
146
Hearing Voices
153
Nobody Dies Tonight
165
Another Day in Paradise
171
A Long Answer to a Stupid Question
185

Pray for Carnage
51
Killers
54
Tourists
59
The True Believer
65
Death by Broccoli
68
The Seekers
76
Two Dead at Midnight
83
Nailed to the Wall
86
Accidental Veterinarians
91
UnPrepared for the Worst
96
Death Before Discharge
100
The Perfect Call
107
Rules to Live By
113
TOP OF THE WORLD
117
Do No Serious Harm
119
Faith Healers
192
Hubris
198
Dead on Arrival
207
THE FALL
213
Swirling the Drain
215
Grand Theft Auto
223
Mold Them in Your Image
229
The Stork Rides Again
234
The Summons
241
Full Circle
246
Long Way Gone
249
Epilogue
258
Acknowledgments
263
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About the author (2016)

Kevin Hazzard worked as a paramedic from 2004 to 2013, primarily at Grady Hospital in Atlanta. His freelance journalism has appeared in Atlanta Magazine, Marietta Daily Journal, Creative Loafing, and Paste. He is the author of a novel, Sleeping Dogs, and A Thousand Naked Strangers. He and his family live in Hermosa Beach, California.

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