But, sirrah, not for my sake, but your master's, I advise You use your manners discreetly in all kind of companies: When I am alone, why, then I am Tranio; Luc. Tranio, let's go. One thing more rests, that thyself execute, to make one among these wooers: if thou ask me why, sufficeth my reasons are both good and weighty. Exeunt. 250 The Presenters above speak. First Serv. My lord, you nod; you do not mind the play. Sly. Yes, by Saint Anne, do I. A good matter, surely comes there any more of it? Page. My lord, 'tis but begun. Sly. 'Tis a very excellent piece of work, madam lady: would 'twere done! They sit and mark. Enter PETRUCHIO and GRUMIO. Pet. Verona, for a while I take my leave, Gru. Knock, sir! whom should I knock? is there any man has rebused your worship? Pet. Villain, I say, knock me here soundly. Gru. Knock you here, sir! why, sir, what am I, sir, that I should knock you here, sir? 10 Pet. Villain, I say, knock me at this gate; And rap me well, or I'll knock your knave's pate. Gru. My master is grown quarrelsome. should knock you first, I And then I know after who comes by the worst. Pet. Will it not be? Faith, sirrah, an you'll not knock, I'll ring it: I'll try how you can sol fa, and sing it. He wrings GRUMIO by the ears. Gru. Help, masters, help! my master is mad. Pet. Now, knock when I bid you, sirrah villain! Enter HORTENSIO. Hor. How now! what's the matter? My old friend Grumio, and my good friend Petruchio! How do you all at Verona ? 22 Pet. Signior Hortensio, come you to part the fray? Con tutto il cuore ben trovato, may I say. Hor. Alla nostra casa ben venuto; molto honorato signor mio Petruchio. Rise, Grumio, rise: we will compound this quarrel. Gru. Nay, 'tis no matter, sir, what he 'leges in Latin. If this be not a lawful cause for me to leave his service, look you, sir, he bid me knock him and rap him soundly, sir: well, was it fit for a servant to use his master so; being perhaps, for aught I see, two-and-thirty, a pip out? Spake you not these words plain, ‘Sirrah, knock me here, Rap me here, knock me well, and knock me soundly?' And come you now with 'knocking at the gate'? Pet. Sirrah, be gone, or talk not, I advise you. Hor. Petruchio, patience; I am Grumio's pledge. Why, this 's a heavy chance 'twixt him and you, Your ancient, trusty, pleasant servant Grumio. And tell me now, sweet friend, what happy gale Blows you to Padua here from old Verona? Pet. Such wind as scatters young men through the world To seek their fortunes further than at home, Where small experience grows. But in a few, Signior Hortensio, thus it stands with me: Antonio, my father, is deceas'd, And I have thrust myself into this maze, Haply to wive and thrive as best I may. Crowns in my purse I have and goods at home, And so am come abroad to see the world. 50 Hor. Petruchio, shall I then come roundly to thee, And wish thee to a shrewd ill-favour'd wife? Thou'dst thank me but a little for my counsel; And yet I'll promise thee she shall be rich, And very rich but thou'rt too much my friend, And I'll not wish thee to her. : Pet. Signior Hortensio, 'twixt such friends as we Few words suffice; and therefore, if thou know his mind is: why, give him gold enough and Gru. Nay, look you, sir, he tells you flatly what marry him to a puppet or an aglet-baby; or an old trot with ne'er a tooth in her head, though she have as many diseases as two-and-fifty horses: why, nothing comes amiss, so money comes withal. 83 Hor. Petruchio, since we are stepp'd thus far in, Tell me her father's name, and 'tis enough; 90 100 Pet. I know her father, though I know not her; And he knew my deceased father well I will not sleep, Hortensio, till I see her; Hor. Tarry, Petruchio, I must go with thee, For those defects I have before rehears'd, 120 Till Katharine the curst have got a husband. 130 A title for a maid of all titles the worst. 170 Whither I am going? To Baptista Minola. Gre. Belov'd of me, and that my deeds shall 180 Gru. And that his bags shall prove. Hortensio, have you told him all her faults? 190 Gre. No, say'st me so, friend? What country- Pet. Born in Verona, old Antonio's son: Hor. Now shall my friend Petruchio do me My father dead, my fortune lives for me; grace, And offer me, disguis'd in sober robes, Gru. Here's no knavery! See, to beguile the old folks, how the young folks lay their heads together! 142 Enter GREMIO, and LUCENTIO disguised, with books under his arm. Master, master, look about you: who goes there, ha? Hor. Peace, Grumio! 'tis the rival of my love. Gru. A proper stripling, and an amorous! 150 I'll mend it with a largess. Take your papers too, Gre. O! this learning, what a thing it is. 160 And I do hope good days and long to see. Gre. O sir, such a life, with such a wife, But if you have a stomach, to 't i' God's name: Pet. Will I live? Gru. Will he woo her? ay, or I'll hang her. And do you tell me of a woman's tongue, 210 For he fears none. Tell me, I beseech you, which is the readiest way Hor. Grumio, mum! God save you, Signior, To the house of Signior Baptista Minola? Gre. And you're well met, Signior Hortensio. Trow you Gre. He that has the two fair daughters: is 't he you mean? Tra. Even he. Biondello ! Luc. Sir, give him head: I know he'll prove a jade. Pet. Hortensio, to what end are all these words? Hor. Sir, let me be so bold as ask you, Did you yet ever see Baptista's daughter? Tra. No, sir; but hear I do that he hath two, The one as famous for a scolding tongue As is the other for beauteous modesty. Pet. Sir, sir, the first 's for me; let her go by. Gre. Yea, leave that labour to great Hercules, And let it be more than Alcides' twelve. 261 Pet. Sir, understand you this of me in sooth: The youngest daughter, whom you hearken for, Her father keeps from all access of suitors, And will not promise her to any man Until the elder sister first be wed; The younger then is free, and not before. 270 Tra. If it be so, sir, that you are the man Must stead us all, and me amongst the rest; And if you break the ice, and do this feat, Achieve the elder, set the younger free For our access, whose hap shall be to have her Will not so graceless be to be ingrate. Hor. Sir, you say well, and well you do conceive; And since you do profess to be a suitor, You must, as we do, gratify this gentleman, To whom we all rest generally beholding. Tra. Sir, I shall not be slack: in sign whereof, Please ye we may contrive this afternoon, And quaff carouses to our mistress' health, And do as adversaries do in law, 280 Strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends. Gru., Bion. O excellent motion! Fellows, let's be gone. Hor. The motion 's good indeed, and be it so, Petruchio, I shall be your ben venuto. Exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I.-Padua. A Room in BAPTISTA'S House. Enter KATHARINA and BIANCA. Bian. Good sister, wrong me not, nor wrong yourself, To make a bondmaid and a slave of me; Kath. Of all thy suitors, here I charge thee, tell 11 Kath. Minion, thou liest. Is 't not Hortensio? Bian. If you affect him, sister, here I swear I'll plead for you myself, but you shall have him. Kath. O! then, belike, you fancy riches more: You will have Gremio to keep you fair. Bian. Is it for him you do envy me so? Nay then you jest; and now I well perceive You have but jested with me all this while : 20 I prithee, sister Kate, untie my hands. Kath. If that be jest, then all the rest was so. Strikes her. 50 That, hearing of her beauty and her wit, Presenting HORTENSIO. Bap. You're welcome, sir; and he, for your good sake. But for my daughter Katharine, this I know, She is not for your turn, the more my grief. Pet. I see you do not mean to part with her, Or else you like not of my company. 60 Bap. Mistake me not; I speak but as I find. Whence are you, sir? what may I call your name? Pet. Petruchio is my name; Antonio's son; A man well known throughout all Italy. Bap. I know him well you are welcome for his sake. 70 Gre. Saving your tale, Petruchio, I pray, Let us, that are poor petitioners, speak too. Backare! you are marvellous forward. Pet. O pardon me, Signior Gremio; I would fain be doing. Gre. I doubt it not, sir; but you will curse your wooing. Neighbour, this is a gift very grateful, I am sure of it. To express the like kindness, myself, that have been more kindly beholding to you than any, freely give unto you this young scholar, Presenting LUCENTIO. that hath been long studying at Rheims; as cunning in Greek, Latin, and other languages, as the other in music and mathematics. His name is Cambio; pray accept his service. 82 Bap. A thousand thanks, Signior Gremio: welcome, good Cambio. To TRANIO. But, gentle sir, methinks you walk like a stranger: may I be so bold to know the cause of your coming? Tra. Pardon me, sir, the boldness is mine own, That, being a stranger in this city here, Do make myself a suitor to your daughter, Unto Bianca, fair and virtuous. 90 Nor is your firm resolve unknown to me, I know him well: you are very welcome, sir. Enter a Servant. Sirrah, lead these gentlemen 130 Pet. Why, that is nothing; for I tell you, father, I am as peremptory as she proud-minded; And where two raging fires meet together They do consume the thing that feeds their fury: Though little fire grows great with little wind, Yet extreme gusts will blow out fire and all; So I to her and so she yields to me; For I am rough and woo not like a babe. Bap. Well may'st thou woo, and happy be thy speed! But be thou arm'd for some unhappy words. Pet. Ay, to the proof; as mountains are for winds, That shake not, though they blow perpetually. Re-enter HORTENSIO, with his head broke. Bap. How now, my friend! why dost thou look so pale? 141 Hor. For fear, I promise you, if I look pale. Bap. What, will my daughter prove a good musician? Hor. I think she'll sooner prove a soldier: Iron may hold with her, but never lutes. Bap. Why, then thou canst not break her to the lute? Hor. Why, no; for she hath broke the lute to me. And with that word she struck me on the head, Signior Petruchio, will you go with us, 170 Exeunt BAPTISTA, GREMIO, TRANIO, and HORTENSIO. And woo her with some spirit when she comes. Say that she rail; why then I'll tell her plain She sings as sweetly as a nightingale : Say that she frown; I'll say she looks as clear As morning roses newly wash'd with dew: Say she be mute and will not speak a word; Then I'll commend her volubility, And say she uttereth piercing eloquence: If she do bid me pack; I'll give her thanks, As though she bid me stay by her a week: If she deny to wed; I'll crave the day When I shall ask the banns, and when be married. 179 But here she comes; and now, Petruchio, speak. Enter KATHARINA. Good-morrow, Kate; for that's your name, I hear. Kath. Well have you heard, but something hard of hearing: They call me Katharine that do talk of me. And bonny Kate, and sometimes Kate the curst; Kath. Mov'd! in good time: let him that mov'd you hither Remove you hence. I knew you at the first, Why, what's a moveable? Kath. Ay, for a turtle, as he takes a buzzard. Pet. Come, come, you wasp; i' faith, you are too angry. 210 Kath. If I be waspish, best beware my sting. In his tail. Nor bite the lip, as angry wenches will ; 250 Pet. Did ever Dian so become a grove Pet. It is extempore, from my mother-wit. Yes; keep you warm. Pet. Marry, so I mean, sweet Katharine, in thy bed. 990 And therefore, setting all this chat aside, |