Beat. Why, how now, cousin? wherefore sink you down? D. John. Come, let us go: these things, come thus Smother her spirits up. [to light, [Exeunt Don Pedro, Don John, and Claudio. Bene. How doth the lady? Beat. Dead, I think ;-help, uncle ;Hero! why, Hero!-Uncle !-Signior Benedick!-friar! Leon. O fate, take not away thy heavy hand! Death is the fairest cover for her shame, That may be wish'd for. Beat. How now, cousin Hero? Friar. Have comfort, lady. Leon. [thing Dost thou look up? Hath drops too few to wash her clean again; Bene. Sir, sir, be patient : Beat. O, on my soul, my cousin is belied! For I have only been silent so long, Leon. Friar, it cannot be : Friar. Lady, what man is he you are accused of? Hero. They know that do accuse me; I know none. If I know more of any man alive, Than that which maideu modesty doth warrant, Leon. I know not; If they speak but truth of her, Nor age so eat up my invention, Friar. Pause a while, Leon. What shall become of this? What will this do? That what we have we prize not to the worth, Into his study of imagination; And every lovely organ of her life Shall come apparell'd in more precious habit, More moving-delicate, and full of life, Into the eye and prospect of his soul, Than when she liv'd indeed :-then shall he mourn, Bene. Signior Leonato, let the friar advise you: Leon. Being that I flow in grief, The smallest twine may lead me. Friar. "Tis well consented; presently away; Perhaps, is but prolonged; have patience, and end ure. Beat. You have no reason, I do it freely. Bene. Is there any way to show such friendship? Beat. It is a man's office, but not yours. Bene. I do love nothing in the world so well as you; is not that strange? Beat. As strange as the thing I know not: it were as possible for me to say, I loved nothing so well as you but believe me not; and yet I lie not; I confess nothing, nor I deny nothing: I am sorry for my cousin. Bene. By my sword, Beatrice, thou lovest me. Bene. I will swear by it, that you love me; and I will make him eat it, that says, I love not you. Beat. Will you not eat your word? Bene. With no sauce that can be devised to it: I protest I love thee. Beat. Why then, God forgive me ! Beat. You have staid me in a happy hour; I was examine; you must call forth the watch that are their about to protest, I loved you. Bene. And do it with all thy heart. accusers. Dogb. Yea, marry, that's the eftest way: Let the Beat. I love you with so much of my heart, that watch come forth-Masters, I charge you, in the none is left to protest. Bene. Come, bid me do any thing for thee. Beat. Kill Claudio. Bene. Ha! not for the wide world. Beat. You kill me to deny it: Farewell. Bene. Tarry, sweet Beatrice. Beat. I am gone, though I am here;-there is no love in you:-nay, I pray you, let me go. Bene. Beatrice, Beat. In faith, I will go. Bene. We'll be friends first. prince's name, accuse these men. 1 Watch. This man said, sir, that Don John, the prince's brother, was a villain. Dogb. Write down-prince John a villain :-Why this is flat perjury, to call a prince's brother-villain. Bora. Master constable, Dogb. Pray thee, fellow, peace; I do not like thy look, I promise thee. Sexton. What heard you him say else? 2 Watch. Marry, that he had received a thousand ducats of Don John, for accusing the lady Hero wrong Beat. You dare easier be friends with me, than fight fully. with mine enemy. Bene. Is Claudio thine enemy? Beat. Is he not approv'd in the height a villain, that hath slandered, scorned, dishonoured my kinswoman? -O that I were a man!-What! bear her in hand until they come to take hands; and then with public accusation, uncovered slander, unmitigated rancour,-O God, that I were a man! I would eat his heart in the market-place. Bene. Hear me, Beatrice ; Beat. Talk with a man out at a window?-a proper saying! Bene. Nay but, Beatrice ; Dogb. Flat burglary, as ever was committed. 1 Watch. And that count Claudio did mean, upon his words, to disgrace Hero before the whole assembly, and not marry her. Dogb. O villain! thou wilt be condemned into everlasting redemption for this. Sexton. What else? 2 Watch. This is all. Sexton. And this is more, masters, than you can deny. Beat. Sweet Hero!-she is wronged, she is slan- refused, and upon the grief of this, suddenly died.-: dered, she is undone. Bene. Beat Beat. Princes, and counties! Surely a princely testimony, a goodly count-confect; a sweet gallant, surely! O that I were a man for his sake! or that I had any friend would be a man for my sake! But manhood is melted into courtesies, valour into compliment, and men are only turned into tongue, and trim ones too: he is now as valiant as Hercules, that only tells a lie, and swears it :-I cannot be a man with wishing, therefore I will die a woman with grieving. Bene, Tarry, good Beatrice: by this hand I love thee. Beat. Use it for my love some other way than swearing by it. Bene. Think you in your soul the count Claudio hath wronged Hero? Beat. Yea, as sure as I have a thought, or a soul. Bene. Enough, I am engaged, I will challenge him; I will kiss your hand, and so leave you: by this hand, Claudio shall render me a dear account: as you hear of me, so think of me. Go, comfort your cousin: I must say, she is dead; and so farewell. [Exeunt. SCENE II. A Prison. Enter Dogberry, Verges, and Sexton, in Gowns; and Sexton. But which are the offenders that are to be examined? let them come before master constable. Dogb. Yea, marry, let them come before me.-What is your name, friend? Bora. Borachio. Dogb. Pray write down-Borachio.Yours, Con. Bora. Yea, sir, we hope. Master constable, let these men be bound, and brought Dogb. Come, let them be opinioned. Dogb. God's my life! where's the sexton? let him write down-the prince's officer,-coxcomb.-Come, bind them :-Thou naughty variet! Con. Away! you are an ass, you are an ass. Dogb. Dost thou not suspect my place? Dost thou not suspect my years -O that he were here to write me down-an ass !-but, masters, remember that I am an ass; though it be not written down, yet forget not that am an ass :-No, thou villain, thou art full of piety, as shall be proved upon thee by good witness. I am a wise fellow; and, which is more, an officer; and, which is more, a householder; and, which is more, as pretty a piece of flesh as any is in Messina; and one that knows the law, go to; and a rich fellow enough, go to; and a fellow that hath had losses; and one that hath two gowns, and every thing handsome about him :-Bring him away. O, that I had been writ down-an ass. [Exeunt. ACT V. SCENE I. Before Leonato's House. Leon. Dogb. Write down-that they hope they serve God: -and write God first; for God defend bat God should go before such villains !-Masters, it is proved already that you are little better than false knaves; and it will go near to be thought so shortly. How answer you for yourselves? Con. Marry, sir, we say we are none. Dogb. A marvellous witty fellow, I assure you; but I will go about with him.-Come you hither, sirrah; a word in your ear, sir; I say to you, it is thought you are false knaves. Bora. Sir, I say to you, we are none. Dogb. Well, stand aside.-'Fore God, they are both in a tale have you writ down-that they are none? Sexton. Master constable, you go not the way to The like himself: therefore give me no counsel: Ant. Therein do men from children nothing differ. Leon. There thou speak 'st reason: nay, I will do so. My soul doth tell me, Hero is belied; And that shall Claudio know, so shall the prince, And all of them, that thus dishonour her. Enter Don Pedro and Claudio. Ant. Here comes the prince, and Claudio, hastily. D. Pedro. Good den, good den. Claud. Good day to both of you. Leon. Hear you, my lordsD. Pedro. We have some haste, Leonato. Leon. Some haste, my lord well, fare you well, Are you so hasty now?-well, all is one. [my lord:D. Pedro. Nay,do not quarrel with us,good old man. Ant. If he could right himself with quarrelling, Some of us would lie low. Claud. Leon. Who wrongs him? Marry, Thou, thou dost wrong me; thon dissembler, thou; Nay, never lay thy hand upon thy sword, I fear thee not. Claud Marry, beshrew my hand, If it should give your age such cause of fear: Leon. Tush, tush, man, never fleer and jest at me : I speak not like a dotard, nor a fool; As, under privilege of age, to brag What I have done, being young, or what would do, many days, I say, thou hast belied mine innocent child; D. Pedro. See, see, here comes the man we went to seek. Claud. Now, signior! what news! Bene. Good day, my lord. D. Pedro. Welcome, signior: You are almost come to part almost a fray. Claud. We had like to have had our two noses snapped off with two old men without teeth. D. Pedro. Leonato and his brother. What think'st thou? Had we fought, I doubt, we should have been too young for them. Bene. In a false quarrel there is no true valour. I came to seek you both. Claud. We have been up and down to seek thee; for we are high-proof melancholy, and would fain have it beaten away: Wilt thou use thy wit? Bene. It is in my scabbard; Shall I draw it? D. Pedro. Dost thou wear thy wit by thy side? Claud. Never any did so, though very many have been beside their wit.-1 will bid thee draw as we do the minstrels; draw, to pleasure us. D. Pedro. As I am an honest man, he looks pale: Art thou sick or angry? killed a cat, thou hast mettle enough in thee to kill Claud. What! courage, man! What though care care. Bene. Sir, I shall meet your wit in the career, an you charge it against me: I pray you, choose another subject. Claud. Nay, then give him another staff; this last was broke across. D. Pedro. By this light, he changes more and more I think, he be angry indeed. Claud. If he be, he knows how to turn his girdle. Bene. You are a villain; 1 jest not:-I will make it good how you dare, with what you dare, and when you dare:-Do me right, or I will protest your Thy slander hath gone through and through her heart, cowardice. You have killed a sweet lady, and her And she lies buried with her ancestors: Leon. Claud. Away, I will not have to do with you. Leon. Canst thou so daff me? Thou hast kill'd my If thou kill'st me, boy, thou shalt kill a man. [child; Ant. He shall kill two of us, and men indeed: But that's no matter; let him kill one first :Win me and wear me,-let him answer me,Come, follow me, boy; come, boy, follow me :Sir boy, I'll whip you from your foining fence; Nay, as I am a gentleman, I will. Leon. Brother, Ant. Content yourself: God knows, I lov'd my niece, And she is dead, slander'd to death by villains; That dare as well answer a man, indeed, As I dare take a serpent by the tongue : Boys, apes, braggarts, Jacks, milksops! Leon. death shall fall heavy on you: Let me hear from you. Claud. Well, I will meet you, so I may have good cheer. D. Pedro. What, a feast? a feast! Claud. I'faith, I thank him he hath bid me to a calf's head and a capon; the which if I do not carve most curiously, say, my knife's naught.-Shall I not find a woodcock too? Bene. Sir, your wit ambles well; it goes easily. D. Pedro. I'll tell thee how Beatrice praised thy wit the other day I said, thou hadst a fine wit; True, says she, a fine little one: No, said 1, a great wit; Right, says she, a great gross one: Nay, said I, a good wit; Just, said she, it hurts nobody: Nay, said I, the gentleman is wise; Certain, said she, a wise gentleman: Nay, said I, he hath the tongues; That I believe, said she, for he swore a thing to me on Monday night, which he forswore on Tuesday morning; there's a double tongue; there's two tongues. Thus did she, an hour together, transshape thy particular virtues; yet, at last, she concluded with a sigh, thou wast the propere t man in Italy. Claud. For the which she wept heartily, and said, she cared not. D. Pedro. Yea, that she did; but yet, for all that, Brother Antony,an if she did not hate him deadly, she would love him dearly the old man's daughter told us all. Claud. All, all; and moreover, God saw him when he was hid in the garden. Ant. Hold you content; What, man! I know them, yea, And what they weigh, even to the utmost seruple : Leon. But, brother Antony,- I will not hear you. No Leon. Brother, away :-I will be heard ; D. Pedro. But when shall we set the savage ball's horns on the sensible Benedick's head? Claud. Yea, and text underneath, Here dwells Benedick the married man! Bene. Fare you well, hoy; you know my mind; I will leave you now to your gossip-like humour: you break jests as braggarts do their blades, which, God be thanked, hurt not.-My lord, for your many courtesies I thank you: I must discontinue your company; your brother, the bastard, is fled from Messina: you have, among you, killed a sweet and innocent lady for my lord Lack-beard, there, he and I shall meet; and till then, peace be with him. [Exit. D. Pedro. He is in earnest. Claud. In most profound earnest; and, I'll warrant you, for the love of Beatrice. D. Pedro. And hath challenged thee? Claud. Most sincerely. D. Pedro. What a pretty thing man is, when he goes in his doublet and hose, and leaves off his wit! Enter Dogberry, Verges, and the Watch, with Conrade and Borachio. Claud. He is then a giant to an ape: but then is an ape a doctor to such a man. D. Pedro. But, soft you, let be; pluck up, my heart, and be sad! Did he not say, my brother was fled ? Dogb. Come, you, sir; if justice cannot tame you, she shall ne'er weigh more reasons in her balance pay, an you be a cursing hypocrite once, you must be looked to. D. Pedro. How now, two of my brother's men bound! Borachio, one! Claud. Hearken after their offence, my lord! D. Pedro. Officers, what offence have these men done? secon Dogb. Marry, sir, they have committed false report; moreover, they have spoken untruths; darily, they are slanders; sixth and lastly, they have belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust things: and, to conclude, they are lying knaves." D. Pedro. First, I ask thee what they have done thirdly, I ask thee what's their offence; sixth and lastly, why they are committed; and, to conclude, what you lay to their charge? Claud. Rightly reasoned, and in his own division; and, by my troth, there's one meaning well suited. D. Pedro. Whom have you offended, masters, that you are thus bound to your answer? this learned constable is too cunning to be understood: What's your offence? Bora. Sweet prince, let me go no further to mine answer; do you hear me, and let this count kill me. I have deceived even your very eyes: what your wisdoms could not discover, these shallow fools have brought to light; who, in the night, overheard me confessing to this man, how Don John your brother incensed me to slander the lady Hero; how you were brought into the orchard, and saw me court Margaret in Hero's garments; how you disgraced her, when you should marry her: my villany they have upon record; which I had rather seal with my death, than repeat over to my shame: the lady is dead upon mine and my master's false accusation; and, briefly, I desire nothing but the reward of a villain. D. Pedro. Runs not this speech like iron through! your blood? Claud. I have drunk poison, whiles he utter'd it. D. Pedro. Bat did my brother set thee on to this? Bora. Yea, and paid me richly for the practice of it. D. Pedro. He is compos'd aud fram'd of treachery:And fled he is upon this villany. Claud. Sweet Hero! now thy image doth appear In the rare semblance that I lov'd it first. Dogb. Come, bring away the plaintiffs; by this time our sexton hath reformed signior Leonato of the matter; and masters, do not forget to specify, when t time and place shall serve, that I am an ass. Verg. Here, here comes master signior Leonato, and the Sexton too. Re-enter Leonato and Antonio, with the Sexton. Can labour aught in sad invention, Leon. To-morrow then I will expect your coming; Bora. No, by my soul, she was not; Nor knew not what she did, when she spoke to me; But always hath been just and virtuous, In any thing that I do know by her. Dogb. Moreover sir, (which, indeed, is not under white and black,) this plaintiff here, the offender, did call me ass: I beseech you, let it be remembered in his punishment: and also, the watch heard them talk of one Deformed they say, he wears a key in his ear, and a lock hanging by it: and borrows money in God's name; the which he hath used so long, and never paid, that now men grow hard-hearted, and will lend nothing for God's sake: Pray you, examine him upon that point. Leon. I thank thee for thy care and honest pains. Dogb. Your worship speaks like a most thankful and reverend youth; and I praise God for you. Leon. There's for thy pains. Dogb. God save the foundation! Leon. Go, I discharge thee of thy prisoner, and I thank thee. Dogb. I leave an arrant knave with your worship; for the example of others. God keep your worship; which, I beseech your worship, to correct yourself, I humbly give you leave to depart; and if a merry I wish your worship well; God restore you to health: meeting may be wished, God prohibit it.-Come, neighbour. [Exeunt Dogberry, Verges, and Watch. Leon. Until to-morrow morning, lords, farewell. Ant. Farewell, my lords; we look for you toD. Pedro. We will not fail, [morrow. Claud. To-night I'll mourn with Hero. [Exeunt Don Pedro and Claudio. Leon. Bring you these fellows on; we'll talk with How her acquaintance grew with this lewd fellow. Margaret, [Exeunt. Marg. Will you then write me a sonnet in praise of my beauty. Bene. In so high a style, Margaret, that no man Leon. Which is the villain? let me see his eyes; living shall come over it; for, in most comely truth, That when I note another man like him, I may avoid him: Which of these is he? Bora. If you would know your wronger, look on me. Leon. Art thou the slave, that with thy breath hast Mine innocent child? [kill'd Yea, even I alone. Bora. Leon. No, not so, villain; thou bely'st thyself; Here stand a pair of honourable men, A third has fled, that had a hand in it:I thank you, princes, for my daughter's death; Record it with your high and worthy deeds; "Twas bravely done, if you bethink you of it. Claud. I know not how to pray your patience, Yet I must speak: Choose your revenge yourself: Impose me to what penance your invention Can lay upon my sin: yet sinn'd I not, But in mistaking. D. Pedro. By my soul, nor I; And yet, to satisfy this good old man, Leon. I cannot bid you bid my daughter live, That were impossible: but, I pray you both, Possess the people in Messina here How innocent she died: and, if your love thou deservest it. Marg. To have no man come over me? why, shall I always keep below stairs? Bene. Thy wit is as quick as the greyhound's mouth, it catches. Marg. And yours as blunt as the fencer's foils, which hit, but hart not. Bene. A most manly wit, Margaret, it will not hurt a woman; and so I pray thee, call Beatrice: I give thee the bucklers. Marg. Give us the swords, we have bucklers of a whole book full of these quondam carpet-mongers, whose names yet run smoothly in the even road of a blank verse, why, they were never so truly turned over and over as my poor self, in love: Marry, I cannot show it in rhyme; I have tried; I can find out no rhyme to lady but baby, an innocent rhyme; for scorn, horn, a hard rhyme; for school, fool, a babbling rhyme; very ominous endings: No, I was not born under a rhyming planet, nor I cannot woo in festival terms. Enter Beatrice. Sweet Beatrice, wouldst thou come when I called thee?" Beat. Yea, signior, and depart when you bid me. Bene. O, stay but till then! Beat. Then, is spoken; fare you well now:-and yet, ere I go, let me go with that I came for, which is, with knowing what hath passed between you and Claudio. Bene. Only foul words; and thereupon I will kiss thee. Beat. Foul words is but foul wind, and foul wind is but foul breath, and foul breath is noisome; therefore I will depart unkissed. Bene. Thou hast frighted the word out of his right sense, so forcible is thy wit: But, I must, tell thee plainly, Claudio undergoes my challenge; and either must shortly hear from him, or I will subscribe him a coward. And, I pray thee now, tell me, for which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me? Beat. For them altogether; which maintained so politic a state of evil, that they will not admit any good part to intermingle with them. But for which of my good parts did you first suffer love for me? Bene. Suffer love; a good epithet! I do suffer love, indeed, for I love thee against my will. Beat. In spite of your heart, I think; alas! poor heart! If you spite it for my sake, I will spite it for yours; for I will never love that which my friend hates. Bene. Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably. Beat. It appears not in this confession: there's not one wise man among twenty, that will praise himself. Bene. An old, an old instance, Beatrice, that lived in the time of good neighbours: if a man do not erect in this age his own tomb ere he dies, he shall live no longer in monument, than the bell rings, and the widow weeps. Beat. And how long is that, think you? Bene. Question?-Why, an hour in clamour, and a quarter in rheum: Therefore it is most expedient for the wise, (if Don Worm his conscience, find no impediment to the contrary,) to be the trumpet of his own virtues, as I am to myself: So much for praising myself, (who, I myself will bear witness, is praiseworthy,) and now tell me, How doth your cousin? Beat. Very ill. Bene. And how do you? Beat. Very ill too. For the which, with songs of woe, Round about her tomb they go. Midnight, assist our moan; Help us to sigh and groan, Heavily, heavily: Graves, yawn, and yield your dead, Claud. Now, unto thy bones good night! Yearly will I do this rite. [out: D. Pedro. Good morrow, masters; put your torches The wolves have prey'd; and look, the gentle day, Before the wheels of Phoebus, round about Dapples the drowsy east with spots of gray: Thanks to you all, and leave us; fare you well. Claud. Good morrow, masters: each his several way. D. Pedro. Come, let us hence, and put on other [weeds: And then to Leonato's we will go. Claud. And, Hymen, now with luckier issue speeds, Than this, for whom we render'd up this woe! [Exeunt. SCENE IV. A Room in Leonato's House. Enter Leonato, Antonio, Benedick, Beatrice, Ursula, Friar, and Hero. [her, Friar. Did I not tell you she was innocent? Upon the error that you heard debated: Leon. So are the prince and Claudio, who accused But Margaret was in some fault for this; Although against her will, as it appears In the true course of all the question. Ant. Well, I am glad that all things sort so well. Bene. And so am I, being else by faith enforc'd To call young Claudio to a reckoning for it. Leon. Well, daughter, and you gentlewomen all, Withdraw into a chamber by yourselves; And, when I send for you, come hither mask'd: The prince and Claudio promis'd by this hour To visit me You know your office, brother; You must be father to your brother's daughter, And give her to young Claudio. [Exeunt Ladies. Ant. Which I will do with confirm'd countenance. Bene. Friar, I must entreat your pains, I think. Friar. To do what, signior? Bene. To bind me, or undo me, one of them. Bene. Serve God, love me, and mend: there will Here comes the prince, and Claudio. I leave you too, for here comes one in haste. Enter Ursula. Urs. Madam, you must come to your ancle; yonder's old coil at home: it is proved, my lady Hero hath been falsely accused, the prince and Claudio mightily abused; and Don John is the author of all, who is fled and gone will you come presently? Beat. Will you go hear this news, signior? Bene. I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes; and, moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle's. [Exeunt. SCENE III. The Inside of a Church. Claud. Is this the monument of Leonato? Claud. [Reads from a Scroll.] Done to death by slanderous tongues SONG. Pardon, Goddess of the night, Those that slew thy virgin knight; [Affixing it. Signior Leonato, truth it is, good signior, When he would play the noble beast in love. And some such strange bull leap'd your father's cow, Re-enter Antonio, with the Ladies masked. Claud. For this I owe you here come other reckWhich is the lady I must seize upon? [onings. Ant. This same is she, and I do give you her. Claud. Why, then she's mine: Sweet, let me see your face. Leon. No, that you shall not, till you take her hand Before this friar, and swear to marry her. Claud. Give me your hand before this holy friar ; I am your husband, if you like of me. |