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"But I don't relish these sayings, and I am to blame for retailing them: we can no more judge of men by these droppings from their lips, than we can guess at the contents of the river Nile by a pitcher of its water. If we were to estimate the wise men of Greece by Laertius's scraps of their sayings, what a parcel of old women should we account them to have been !

"When Mr. Colman, then manager of Coventgarden theatre, protested against Goldsmith's last comedy, when as yet he had not struck upon a name for it, Johnson stood forth in all his terrors as champion for the piece, and backed by us, his clients and retainers, demanded a fair trial. Colman again protested; but, with that salvo for his own reputation, liberally lent his stage to one of the most eccentric productions that ever found its way to it, and She Stoops to Conquer was put into rehearsal.

"We were not over-sanguine of success, but perfectly determined to struggle hard for our authour: we accordingly assembled our strength at the Shakspeare Tavern in a considerable body for an early dinner, where Samuel Johnson took the chair at the head of a long table, and was the life and soul of the corps: the poet took post silently by his side, with the Burkes, Sir Joshua Reynolds, Fitzherbert', Caleb Whitefoord, and a phalanx of North-British pre-determined applauders, under the banner of Major Mills, all good men and true. Our illustrious friend was in inimitable glee, and poor Goldsmith that day took all his raillery as patiently and complacently as my friend Boswell would have done any day, or every day of his life. In the mean time we did not forget our duty, and though we had a better comedy going on, in which Johnson was chief actor, we betook ourselves in good time to our separate and allotted posts, and waited the awful drawing up of the curtain. As our stations were pre-concerted, so were our signals for plaudits arranged and determined upon in a manner that gave every one his cue where to look for them, and how to follow them up.

had the honour to be deputed to that office. I planted him in an upper box, pretty nearly over the stage, in full view of the pit and galleries, and perfectly well situated to give the echo all its play through the hollows and recesses of the theatre. The success of our manœuvres was complete. All eyes were upon Johnson, who sate in the front row of a side box, and when he laughed, every body thought themselves warranted to roar. In the mean time my friend Drummond followed signals with a rattle so irresistibly comic, that, when he had repeated it several times, the attention of the spectators was so engrossed by his person and performances, that the progress of the play seemed likely to become a secondary object, and I found it prudent to insinuate to him that he might halt his music without any prejudice to the authour; but, alas! it was now too late to rein him in; he had laughed upon my signal where he found no joke, and now unluckily he fancied that he found a joke in almost every thing that was said; so that nothing in nature could be more mal-a-propos than some of his bursts every now and then were. These were dangerous moments, for the pit began to take umbrage; but we carried our play through, and triumphed not only over Colman's judgment, but our own.

"I have heard Dr. Johnson relate with infinite humour the circumstance of his rescuing Goldsmith from a ridiculous dilemma by the purchasemoney of his Vicar of Wakefield, which he sold on his behalf to Dodsley, and, as I think, for the sum of ten pounds only. He had run up a debt with his landlady for board and lodging of some few pounds, and was at his wits' end how to wipe off the score and keep a roof over his head, except by closing with a very staggering proposal on her part, and taking his creditor to wife, whose charms were very far from alluring, whilst her demands were extremely urgent. In this crisis of his fate he was found by Johnson in the act of meditating on the melancholy alternative before him. He showed Johnson his manuscript of The Vicar of Wakefield, but seemed to be without any plan, or even hope, of raising money upon the disposal of it: when Johnson cast his eye upon it, he discovered something that gave him hope, and immediately took it to Dodsley, who paid down the price above mentioned in ready money, and added an eventual condition upon its future sale. Johnson described the precautions he took in concealing the amount of the sum he had in hand, which he prudently administered to "We had amongst us a very worthy and effi- him by a guinea at a time. In the event he paid cient member, long since lost to his friends and off the landlady's score, and redeemed the person the world at large, Adam Drummond, of amiable of his friend from her embraces. Goldsmith had nemory, who was gifted by nature with the most the joy of finding his ingenious work succeed besonorous, and at the same time the most conta-yond his hopes, and from that time began to place gious laugh, that ever echoed from the human lungs. The neighing of the horse of the son of Hystaspes was a whisper to it; the whole thunder of the theatre could not drown it. This kind and ingenuous friend fairly forewarned us that he knew no more when to give his fire than the cannon did that was planted on a battery. He desired therefore to have a flapper at his elbow, and I

1 [A mistake. "She Stoops to Conquer" was played on Monday the 15th March, 1773. Mr. Fitzherbert died early in 1772.-ED.]

a confidence in the resources of his talents, which thenceforward enabled him to keep his station in society, and cultivate the friendship of many eminent persons, who, whilst they smiled at his eccentricities, esteemed him for his genius and good qualities.

2 [Another mistake. Sce ante, vol. i. p. 187. But it would really seem as if Dr. Johnson himself sometimes varied in telling this story, for Hawkins, Mrs. Piozzi, Cumberland and Boswell, all have different versions. The least credible seems to be Cumberland's.-ED.]

"Garrick was followed to the Abbey by a long extended train of friends, illustrious for their rank and genius. I saw old Samuel Johnson standing beside his grave, at the foot of Shakspeare's monument, and bathed in tears. A few succeeding years laid him in earth; and though the marble shall preserve for ages the exact resemblance of his form and features, his own strong pen has pictured out a transcript of his mind, that shall outlive that and the very language which he laboured to perpetuate. Johnson's best days were dark; and only when his life was far in the decline, he enjoyed a gleam of fortune long withheld. Compare him with his countryman and contemporary last mentioned, and it will be one instance among many, that the man who only brings the muse's bantlings into the world has a better lot in it than he who has the credit of begetting them.

"Shortly after Garrick's death, Dr. Johnson was told in a large company, You are recent from your Lives of the Poets: why not add your friend Garrick to the number?' Johnson's answer was, I do not like to be officious; but if Mrs. Garrick will desire me to do it, I shall be very willing to pay that last tribute to the memory of the man I loved.' This sentiment was conveyed to Mrs. G. but no answer was ever received,

"The expanse of matter which Johnson had found room for in his intellectual storehouse, the correctness with which he had assorted it, and the readiness with which he could turn to any article that he wanted to make present use of, were the properties in him which I contemplated with the most admiration. Some have called him a savage; they were only so far right in the resemblance, as that, like the savage, he never came into suspicious company without his spear in his hand and his bow and quiver at his back.

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"As a poet, his translations of Juvenal gave him a name in the world, and gained him the applause of Pope. He was a writer of tragedy, but his Irene gives him no conspicuous rank in that department. As an essayist he merits more consideration his Ramblers are in every body's hands; about them opinions vary, and I rather believe the style of these essays is not now considered as a good model; this he corrected in his more advanced age, as may be seen in his Lives of the Poets, where his diction, though occasionally elaborate and highly metaphorical, is not nearly so inflated and ponderous as in the Ramblers. He was an acute and able critic; the enthusiastic admirers of Milton and the friends of Gray will have something to complain of, but criticism is a task which no man executes to all men's satisfaction. His selection of a certain passage in the Mourning Bride of Congreve, which he extols so rapturously, is certainly a most unfortunate sample; but unless the oversights of a critic are less pardonable than those of other men, we may pass this over in a work of merit, which abounds in beauties far more prominent than its defects, and much more pleasing to contemplate. In works professedly of fancy he is not very co

1 [Here followed the passage introduced ante, p. 429, n.-ED.]

pious; yet in his Rasselas we have much to admire, and enough to make us wish for more. It is the work of an illuminated mind, and offers many wise and deep reflections, clothed in beautiful and harmonious diction. We are not indeed familiar with such personages as Johnson had imagined for the characters of his fable, but if we are not exceedingly interested in their story, we are infinitely gratified with their conversation and remarks. In conclusion, Johnson's era was not wanting in men to be distinguished for their talents, yet if one was to be selected out as the first great literary character of the time, I believe all voices would concur in naming him. Let me here insert the following lines, descriptive of his character, though not long since written by me, and to be found in a public print:

"ON SAMUEL JOHNSON

"Herculean strength and a Stentorian voice,
Of wit a fund, of words a countless choice:
In learning rather various than profound,
In truth intrepid, in religion sound:
A trembling form and a distorted sight,
But firm in judgment and in genius bright;
In controversy seldom known to spare,
But humble as the publican in prayer;
To more than merited his kindness, kind,
And, though in manners harsh, of friendly mind;
Deep tinged with melancholy's blackest shade,
And, though prepared to die, of death afraid-
Such Johnson was; of him with justice vain,
When will this nation see his like again?"

Lord Chedworth, in his Letters to the Rev. Mr. Crompton, (p. 222.) relates the following Anecdote.

"When I was last in town I dined in company with the eminent Mr. C. of whom I did not form a high opinion. He asserted that Dr. Johnson originally intended to abuse Paradise Lost, but being informed that the nation would not bear it, he produced the critique which now stands in the Life of Milton, and which he admitted to be excellent. I contended that Dr. Johnson had there expressed his real opinion, which no man was less afraid of delivering than Dr. Johnson, that the critique was written con amore, and that the work was praised with such a glow of fondness, and the grounds of that praise were so fally and satisfactorily unfolded, that it was impossible Dr. Johnson should not have felt the value of the work, which he had so liberally and rationally commended. It came out afterwards that Di. Johnson had disgusted Mr. C[oxe]. He had supped at Thrale's one night, when he sat near the upper end of the table, and Dr. Johnson near the lower end; and having related a long story which had very much delighted the company, in the pleasure resulting from which relation Dr. Johnson had not (from his deafness and the distance at which he sat) participated, Mrs. Tarale desired him to retell it to the Doctor. C[oxe] complied, and going down to the bottom of the table, bawled it over again in Dr. Johnson's ear: when he had finished, Johnson replied, So, sa, and this you relate as a good thing: at which C[oxe] fired. He added to us, Now it was a good thing, because it was about the King of Po

2 [Mr. Crompton informs the Editor, that this was the Rev. William Coxe, who had recently published his travels.-ED.]

land. Of the value of the story, as he did not relate it, I cannot judge; but I am sure you will concur with me that it was not therefore necessarily a good thing because it was about a king. I think Johnson's behaviour was indefensibly rude, but from the sample I had of C[oxe]'s conversation, I am led to suspect that Johnson's censure was not unfounded,"

ANECDOTES OF DR. JOHNSON.

BY MR. WICKINS, OF LICHFIELD. (From the Gentleman's Magazine, vol. xciii. p 389.) [Dr. Harwood informs the Editor, that Mr. Wickins was a respectable draper in Lichfield. It is very true that Dr. Johnson was accustomed to call on him during his visits to his native town. The garden attached to his house was ornamented in the manner he describes,

and no doubt was ever entertained of the exactness of his anecdotes.-ED.]

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Walking one day with him in my garden at Lichfield, we entered a small meandering shrubbery, whose Vista not lengthened to the sight,' gave promise of a larger extent. I observed that he might perhaps conceive that he was entering an extensive labyrinth, but that it would prove a deception, though I hoped not an unpardonable one. 'Sir,' said he, don't tell me of deception; a lie, sir, is a lie, whether it be a lie to the eye or a lie to the ear.'

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"Passing on we came to an urn which I had erected to the memory of a deceased friend. I asked him how he liked that urn-it was of the true Tuscan order. 'Sir,' said he, 'I hate them'; they are nothing, they mean nothing, convey no ideas but ideas of horror-would they were beaten to pieces to pave our streets!'

. We then came to a cold bath. I expatiated upon its salubrity. Sir,' said he, how do you do? Very well, I thank you, Doctor.' Then, sir, let well enough alone, and be content. I hate immersion.' Truly, as Falstaff says, the Doctor would have a sort of alacrity at sinking.' "Upon the margin stood the Venus de Medicis.

So stands the statue that enchants the world.”

• Throw her,' said he, into the pond to hide her nakedness, and to cool her lasciviousness.'

"He then, with some difficulty, squeezed himself into a root house, when his eye caught the following lines from Parnell :

'Go search among your idle dreams,
Your busy, or your vain extremes,
And find a life of equal bliss,

Or own the next began in this." "The Doctor, however, not possessing any silvan ideas, seemed not to admit that heaven could be an Arcadia.

"I then observed him with Herculean strength tugging at a nail which he was endeavouring to extract from the bark of a plum tree; and having accomplished it, he exclaimed, There, sir, I

[See a similar sentiment on the occasion of Mr. Myddleton's urn to himself, ante, p. 113.-ED.]

2 [A mistake; he was a good swimmer. See ante, p. 84.-ED.]

have done some good to-day; the tree might have festered. I make a rule, sir, to do some good every day of my life.'

Returning through the house, he stepped into a small study or book-room. The first book he laid his hands upon was Harwood's 3 Liberal Translation of the New Testament.' The passage which first caught his eye was from that sublime apostrophe in St. John, upon the St. John, raising of Lazarus, Jesus wept ;' which xi. 35. Harwood had conceitedly rendered

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and Jesus, the Saviour of the world, burst into a flood of tears.' He contemptuously threw the book aside, exclaiming, Puppy!' I then showed him Sterne's Sermons. Sir,' said he, do you ever read any others?' Yes, Doctor; I read Sherlock, Tillotson, Beveridge, and others.' Ay, sir, there you drink the cup of salvation to the bottom; here you have merely the froth from

the surface.'

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"In Boswell's Life of Dr. John- G. W. L. son,' says another correspondent of Gent. Mag. v. the Gentleman's Magazine," he 4 xciv. p. 386. relates, that Garrick being asked by Johnson what people said of his Dictionary, told him, that among other animadversions, it was objected that he cited authorities which were beneath the dignity of such a work, and mentioned Richardson. Nay,' said Johnson, I have done worse than that; I have cited thee, David.' This anecdote induced me to turn over the leaves of his Dictionary, that I might note the citations from each writer. Two only I found from Garrick, viz.

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'Our bard's a fabulist, and deals in fiction." I know you all expect from seeing me, Some formal lecture, spoke with prudish face.' The quotations from Richardson are at least eighty in number; almost all of which are from his Clarissa."

"Dr. Brocklesby, a few days before Green, the death of Dr. Johnson, found on the table v. xcii. Dr. Kippis's account of the Disputes of p. 592. the Royal Society. Dr. J. inquired of his physician if he had read it, who answered in the negative. You are at no loss, sir. It is poor stuff,

3 The reader must bear in mind that this Doctor Edward Harwood, the same mentioned by Mr. Cradock, and who has been dead many years, is not to be confounded with Dr. Thomas Harwood, of Lichfield, who is now alive, and whose information is quoted at the head of this article.-ED.]

4 [It was Mr. Langton who related it, on the authority of J. G. Cooper. See ante, p. 243. - ED.]

5 This and the four following anecdotes are told by Mr. Green of Lichfield. See ante, p. 44.-ED.]

indeed, a sad unscholar-like performance. I could not have believed that that man would have written so ill.'

"He then said, 'Dr. Brocklesby, do you think there is a possibility that I should recover?' What nature may do I cannot say, but art has done her utmost.' How long do you think I may live?' I cannot precisely say, perhaps a few days.' That is honest and friendly. Do you think I can live a week?' 'No.' Do you think I can live six days?'' Perhaps so.' Then I will take no more physic; and now you will say I have killed myself '.'

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Being desired to call in Dr. Warren, he said, they might call in any body they pleased; ' and Warren was called. At his going away, 'You have come in,' said Dr. Johnson, at the eleventh hour; but you shall be paid the same with your fellow-labourers. Francis, put into Dr. Warren's coach a copy of the English Poets.'

"Some years before, some person in a company at Salisbury, of which Dr. Johnson was one, vouched for the company, that there was nobody in it afraid of death.-Speak for yourself, sir; for indeed I am.' 'I did not say of dying,' replied the other; but of death, meaning its consequences.' And so I mean,' rejoined the Doctor; 'I am very seriously afraid of the consequences.""

"Mr. Nichols was present when Gent. Mag. Mr. Henderson, the actor, had the v. lxi. p. 500. honour of being introduced to Dr. Johnson, and was highly entertained by the interview. The conversation turning on the merits of a certain dramatic writer, Johnson said, 'I never did the man an injury; but he would persist in reading his tragedy to me.' When Henderson was taking his leave, he invited him with much earnestness to come again frequently. The oftener you call on me, sir, the more welcome will your visits be.'"'

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"A literary lady, expressing to Dr. Johnson her approbation of his Dictionary, and, in particular, her satisfaction at his not having admitted into it any improper words-' No, madam,' replied he; I hope I have not daubed my fingers. I find, however, that you have been looking for them.'

"Boswell, in his minute and entertaining account of Johnson's Life, has omitted to mention, that, when the Doctor first came to London with his pupil, Garrick, they borrowed five pounds on their joint note of Mr. Wilcocks, the bookseller in the Strand.”

"The mention of Johnson's name," writes Sir Joseph Mawbey, "reminds me of an anecdote of him which I had from Garrick, with whom I belonged to a summer club for many years (till he died), first held at the assemblyhouse at Walton Bridge, and afterwards at Hampton. I believe Mr. Boswell does not mention this anecdote in his account of Johnson.

"Whilst Johnson was sitting in one of the coffee-houses at Oxford, about the time when he had a doctor's degree conferred on him by the Univer

See ante, page 422.-ED.]

sity, some young men approached him with a view to entertainment. They knew the subject of Scotch poetry and Scotch literature would call him forth. They talked of Ossian, and Home's tragedy of Douglas; and one of them repeated some verses from the latter; after which he caded out, There's imagery for you, Dr. Johnson! There's description! Did you ever know any man write like that?' Johnson replied, with that tone of voice and motion of head and body for which he was remarkable, and which Garrick used to mimick inimitably, Yes, sir, many a man, many a woman, and many a child'."

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"The first visit Goldsmith ever received from Dr. Johnson was on May 31, 1761; Golds when he gave an invitation to him and much other company, many of them literary men, to a supper in his lodgings. Dr. Percy, tistep of Dromore, one of the company then invited, being intimate with the great lexicographer, was desired to call upon him and take him with him. As they went together, the former was much struck with the studied neatness of Johnson's dress. He had on a new suit of clothes, a new wig nicely powdered, and every thing about him so perfectly dissimilar from his usual habits and appearance, that his companion could not help inquiring the cause of this singular transformation. 'Why, sir,' said Johnson, I hear that Goldsmith, who is a very great sloven, justifies his disregard of cleanliness and decency by quoting my practice, and I am desirous this night to show him a better example.':

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"Dr. Johnson's friendship for Mrs. Rev. Mr. Elizabeth Aston commenced at the palace in Lichfield, the residence of Mr. Waimesley: with Mrs. Gastrel he became acquainted in London, at the house of her brother-in-law, Mr. Hervey. During the Doctor's annual visits to his daughter-in-law, Lucy Porter, he spent much of his time at Stow-hill, where Mrs. Gastrel and Mrs. Elizabeth Aston resided. They were the daughters of Sir Thomas Aston, of Aston-hall in Cheshire, of whom it is said, that being applied to for some account of his family, to illustrate the History of Cheshire, he replied, that the title and

2 [I have quoted this anecdote solely with the view of showing to how little credit hearsay anecdotes are in general entitled. Here is a story published by Sir Joseph Mawbey, a member of the house of commons, and a person every way worthy of credit, who says he had it fem Garrick. Now mark-Johnson's "visit to Oxford about

the time of his doctor's degree" was in 1754, the first time he had been there since he left the university : bat Douglas was not acted till 1756, and Ossian net priùshed till 1760. Every one knows that Dr. Johnson said cf Ossian that "many men, many women, and many children Joseph Mawbey's story is false. Mr. Tyers reisted the same story, Gentleman's Magazine, 1785, p. 86; but and not lay the scene with such minute inaccuracy as Sirle seph did.-ED.)

might have written it." All therefore that is new in St

3 [It was also in this year, 1761, that Goldsmith published the "Vicar of Wakefield." (See ante, vol. i p 188. n.) This leads the Editor to observe a more serious

inaccuracy of Mrs. Piozzi than Mr. Boswell notices, whet she says Johnson left her table to go and sell the » Virst of Wakefield" for Goldsmith. Now Dr. Johnson was not acquainted with the Thrales till 1765, four years after the book had been published.-Ed. J.

4 The following anecdotes are told by Mr. Parker from the relation of Mrs. Aston and her sister.—ED.]

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estate had descended from father to son for thirty generations, and that he believed they were neither much richer nor inuch poorer than they were at first.'

"He used to say of Dr. Hunter, master of the free grammar school, Lichfield, that he never taught a boy in his life-he whipped and they learned. Hunter was a pompous man, and never entered the school without his gown and cassock, and his wig full dressed. He had a remarkably stern look, and Dr. Johnson said he could tremble at the sight of Miss Seward, she was so like her grandfather.

"Mrs. Gastrel was on a visit at Mr. Hervey's, in London, at the time that Johnson was writing the Rambler; the printer's boy would often come after him to their house, and wait while he wrote off a paper for the press in a room full of company. A great portion of the Lives of the Poets was written at Stow-hill; he had a table by one of the windows, which was frequently surrounded by five or six ladies engaged in work or conversation. Mrs. Gastrel had a very valuable edition of Bailey's Dictionary, to which he often referred. She told him that Miss Seward said that he had made poetry of no value by his criticism. Why, my dear lady,' replied he, if silver is dirty, it is not the less valuable for a good scouring.'

"A large party had one day been invited to meet the Doctor at Stow-hill; the dinner waited far beyond the usual hour, and the company were about to sit down, when Johnson appeared at the great gate; he stood for some time in deep contemplation, and at length began to climb it, and, having succeeded in clearing it, advanced with basty strides towards the house. On his arrival Mrs. Gastrel asked him, If he had forgotten that there was a small gate for foot passengers by the side of the carriage entrance.' No, my dear lady, by no means,' replied the Doctor; but I had a mind to try whether I could climb a gate now as I used to do when I was a lad.'

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"He had long promised to write Mr. Walmesley's epitaph, and Mrs. W. waited for it, in order to erect a monument to her husband's memory; procrastination, however, one of the Doctor's few failings, prevented its being finished; he was engaged upon it in his last illness, and when the physicians, at his own request, informed him of his danger, he pushed the papers from before him, saying, 'It was too late to write the epitaph of another when he should so soon want one himself.'"'

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"The late Mr. Crauford, of Hyde-Parkcorner', being engaged to dinner, where Dr. Johnson was to be, resolved to pay his court to him, and having heard that he preferred Donne's Satires to Pope's version of them, said, 'Do you know, Dr. Johnson, that I like Dr. Donne's original Satires better than Pope's.' Johnson said, Well, sir, I can't help that.'

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"Miss Johnson, one of Sir Joshua's nieces (afterwards Mrs. Deane), was dining one day at her uncle's with Dr. Johnson and a large party: the conversation happening to turn on music, Johnson spoke very contemptuously of that art, and added, that no man of talent, or whose mind was capable of better things, ever would or could devote his time and attention to so idle and frivolous a pursuit.' The young lady, who was very fond of music, whispered her next neighbour, ‘I wonder what Dr. Johnson thinks of King David.' Johnson overheard her, and, with great good humour and complacency, said, 'Madam, I thank you; I stand rebuked before you, and promise that, on one subject at least, you shall never hear me talk nonsense again.'

"The honours of the University of Cambridge were once performed, to Dr. Johnson, by Dr. Watson, the late Bishop of Llandaff, and then Professor of Chemistry, &c. After having spent

the morning in seeing all that was worthy of notice, the sage dined at his conductor's table, which was surrounded by various persons, all anxious to see so remarkable a character, but the moment was not favourable; he had been wearied by his previous exertions, and would not talk. After the party had dispersed he said, 'I was tired, and would not take the trouble, or I could have set them right upon several subjects, sir; for instance, the gentleman who said he could not imagine how any pleasure could be derived from hunting, the reason is, because man feels his own vacuity less in action than when at rest.'

"One day Mrs. Gastrel set a little girl to repeat to him Cato's soliloquy, which she went through very correctly. The Doctor, after a pause, asked the child What was to bring Cato to an end?' She said it was a knife. No, my dear, it was not so. My aunt Polly said it was a knife.' Why, aunt Polly's knife may do, but it was a dagger, my dear.' He then asked her the meaning of bane and antidote,' which she was unable to give. Mrs. Gastrel said, 'You cannot expect so young a child to know the meaning of such words. He then said, 'My dear, how "Mr. Williams, the Rector of Wellesbourne, many pence are there in sixpence? I cannot in Warwickshire, mentioned having once, when a tell, sir,' was the half terrified reply. On this, young man, performed a stage-coach journey with addressing himself to Mrs. Gastrel, he said, Now, Dr. Johnson, who took his place in the vehicle, my dear lady, can any thing be more ridiculous provided with a little book, which his companion than to teach a child Cato's soliloquy, who does soon discovered to be Lucian; he occasionally not know how many pence there are in sixpence?' threw it aside, if struck by any remark made by The ladies at Stow-hill would occasionally his fellow travellers, and poured forth his knowrebuke Dr. Johnson for the indiscriminate exercise ledge and eloquence in a full stream, to the deof his charity to all who applied for it. There light and astonishment of his auditors. Acciwas that woman,' said one of them, to whom dentally the first subject which attracted him was you yesterday gave half-a-crown, why she was at the digestive faculties of dogs, from whence he church to-day in long sleeves and ribbons.' Well, my dear,' replied Johnson, and if it gave the woman pleasure, why should she not wear them?'

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2 Dr. Watson was a fellow of Trinity see ante, vol. i. p. 216, an account of this visit to Cambridge, which occurred in Feb. 1765.-ED.

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