And God acquit them of their practices ! Exe. I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of Richard Earl of Cambridge. I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of Henry Lord Scroop of Masham. I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of Thomas Grey, knight, of Northumberland. Scroop. Our purposes God justly hath discovered ; Cam. For me,—the gold of France did not seduce : Grey. Never did faithful subject more rejoice K. Hen. God quit you in his mercy! Hear your sentence. Much Ado About Nothing. Act III., SCENE III.-A Street. Enter DOGBERRY and VERGES, with the Watch. Dogb. Are you good men and true ? Verg. Yea, or else it were pity but they should suffer salvation, body and soul. Dogb. Nay, that were a punishment too good for them, if they should have any allegiance in them, being chosen for the prince's watch. Verg. Well, give them their charge, neighbour Dogberry. Dogb. First, who think you the most desartless man to be constable ? 1 Watch. Hugh Oatcake, sir, or George Seacoal ; for they can write and read. Dogb. Come hither, neighbour Seacoal. God hath blessed you with a good name : to be a well-favoured man is the gift of fortune, but to write and read comes by nature. 2 Watch. Both which, master constable,- Well, for your favour, sir, why, give God thanks, and make no boast of it; and for your writing and reading, let that appear when there is no need of such vanity. You are thought here to be the most senseless and fit man for the constable of the watch ; therefore bear you the lantern. This is your charge :—you shall comprehend all vagrom men ; you are to bid any man stand, in the prince's name. 2 Watch. How, if a' will not stand ? Dogb. Why, then take no note of him, but let him go; and presently call the rest of the watch together, and thank God you are rid of a knave. Verg. If he will not stand when he is bidden, he is none of the prince's subjects. Dogb. True, and they are to meddle with none but the prince's subjects. —You shall also make no noise in the streets; for, for the watch to babble and talk is most tolerable and not to be endured. 2 Watch. We will rather sleep than talk; we know what belongs to a watch. Dogb. Why you speak like an ancient and most quiet watchman; for I cannot see how sleeping should offend : only, have a care that your bills be not stolen. Well, you are to call at all the alehouses, and bid those that are drunk get them to bed. 2 Watch. How, if they will not? Dogb. Why, then let them alone till they are sober; if they make you not then the better answer, you may say, they are not the men you took them for. 2 Watch. Well, sir. Dogb. If you meet a thief, you may suspect him, by virtue of your office, to be no true man; and, for such kind of men, the less you meddle or make with them, why, the more is for your honesty. 2 Watch. If we know him to be a thief, shall we not lay hands on him ? Dogb. Truly, by your office you may ; but, I think, they that touch pitch will be defiled. The most peaceable way for you, if you do take a thief, is, to let him show himself what he is, and steal out of your company. Verg. You have been always called a merciful man, partner. Dogb. Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who hath any honesty in him. Verg. If you hear a child cry in the night, you must call to the nurse, and bid her still it. 2 Watch. How, if the nurse be asleep, and will not hear us? Dogb. Why, then depart in peace, and let the child wake her with crying ; for the ewe that will not hear her lamb when it baes, will never answer a calf when he bleats. Verg. 'T is very true. Dogb. This is the end of the charge. You, constable, are to present the prince's own person ; if you meet the prince in the night, you may stay him. Verg. Nay, by ’r lady, that, I think, a' cannot. Dogb. Five shillings to one on't, with any man that knows the statues, he may stay him : marry, not without the prince be willing ; for, indeed, the watch ought to offend no man, and it is an offence to stay a man against his will. Verg. By 'r lady, I think it be so. Dogb. Ha, ah-ha? Well, masters, good night: an there be any matter of weight chances, call up me. Keep your fellows' counsels and your own, and good night. Come, neighbour. . 2 Watch. Well, masters, we hear our charge : let us go sit here upon the church-bench till two, and then all to bed. Dogb. One word more, honest neighbours. I pray you, watch about Signior Leonato's door; for the wedding being there to-morrow, there is a great coil to-night. Adieu, be vigitant, I beseech you. As You Like It. Act II., Scene V. &c.—The Forest of Arden. Enter Duke senior, AMIENS, and LORDS. Duke. I think he be transformed into a beast, For I can no where find him like a man. 1st Lord. My lord, he is but even now gone hence; Here was he merry, hearing of a song. Duke. If he, compact of jars, grow musical, Enter JAQUES. Jaques. A fool, a fool !—I met a fool i' the forest, world wags : And so, from hour to hour, we ripe, and ripe, (All retire to the table) thy distress? Orlan. You touched my vein at first; the thorny point Duke. What would you have? Your gentleness shall force, More than your force move us to gentleness. Orlan. I almost die for food, and let me have it. I pray you ; |