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look upon their ashes, which he took up and examined, to see if a word was still legible. Nobody has ever mentioned what became of Miss Aston's letters, though he once told me himself, they should be the last papers he would destroy, and added these lines with a very faltering voice:

"Then from his closing eye thy form shall part,
And the last pang shall tear thee from his heart;
Life's idle business at one gasp be o'er,

The Muse forgot, and thou beloved no more."

195. Rape of the Lock.

Dr. Johnson says of Pope, " He has a few double rhymes; but always, I think, unsuccessfully, except once in the Rape of the Lock.”

"The meeting points the fatal lock dissever

From the fair head- for ever and for ever,"

was the couplet Johnson meant, for I asked him.

196. Streatham Gallery.

The following is a list of the prices which the Streatham collection of portraits, by Sir Joshua Rey nolds, brought at auction in May, 1816:

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(1) [Dr. Johnson's-infinitely the finest of these portraits, as a work of art, and second not even to Mr. Burke's as an object of national interest-passed, at Mr Watson Taylor's saie, into the hands of Sir Robert Peel.

PART II.

ANECDOTES AND SAYINGS OF JOHNSON, SELECTED FROM HAWKINS. (1)

197. Portable Books.

DR. JOHNSON used to say, that no man read long together with folio on his table. " Books," said he, "that you may carry to the fire, and hold readily in your hand, are the most useful after all." He would say, "such books form the mass of general and easy reading." He was a great friend to books like the French "Esprits d'un tel; " for example, "Beauties of Watts," &c. &c.: "at which," said he, a man will often look and be tempted to go on, when he would have been frightened at books of a larger size, and of a more erudite appearance.

198. Conversation.

He had a great opinion of the knowledge procured by conversation with intelligent and ingenious persons. His first question concerning such as had that character was ever, "What is his conversation?"

(1) [Sir John Hawkins published, in 1787, his Life of Johnsou; and, in the same year, superintended an edition of the Doctor's Works, in eleven volumes octavo. From these publications the present selection has been made.]

199. Christian Religion.

The Duke of *** once said to Johnson," that every religion had a certain degree of morality in it." Ay, my lord," answered he, "but the Christian religion alone puts it on its proper basis."

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200. Learned Ladies. — Mrs. Carter.

He used to say something tantamount to this: When a woman affects learning, she makes a rivalry between the two sexes for the same accomplishments, which ought not to be, their provinces being different. Milton said before him,

"For contemplation he and valour form'd,

For softness she and sweet attractive grace."

And upon hearing a lady of his acquaintance commended for her learning, he said, "A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table than when his wife talks Greek. My old friend, Mrs. Carter," he added, "could make a pudding as well as translate Epictetus from the Greek, and work a handkerchief as well as compose a poem." He thought, however, that she was too reserved in conversation upon subjects she was so eminently able to converse upon, which was occasioned by her modesty and fear of giving offence.

201. Rising in the World.— Foote.

When some one was lamenting Foote's unlucky fate in being kicked, in Dublin, Johnson said he was glad of it. "He is rising in the world," said he: "when he was in England, no one thought it worth while to kick him."

202. Precepts and Practice.

To a person, who once said he paid little regard to those writers on religion or morality whose practice corresponded not with their precepts, he imputed a want

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of knowledge of mankind; saying, it was gross ignorance in him not to know, that good principles and an irregular life were consistent with each other.

203. Volubility.

Of a member of parliament, who, after having harangued for some hours in the House of Commons, came into a company where Johnson was, and endeavoured to talk him down, he said, "This man has a pulse in his tongue."

204. Equality Mrs. Macaulay.

Dr. Johnson and Dr. Sumner, of Harrow, were dining one day, with many other persons, at Mrs. Macaulay's. (1) She had talked a long time at dinner about the natural equality of mankind. Johnson, when she had finished her harangue, rose up from the table, and with great solemnity of countenance, and a bow to the ground, said to the servant, who was waiting behind his chair, "Mr. John, pray be seated in my place, and permit me to wait upon you in my turn: your mistress says, you hear, that we are all equal."

205. Divine Service, - Dr. Dodd.

"I am convinced," said he to a friend, "I ought to be present at divine service (2) more frequently than I am; but the provocations given by ignorant and affected preachers, too often disturb the mental calm which otherwise would succeed to prayer. I am apt to whisper to myself on such occasions, How can this illiterate fellow dream of fixing attention, after we have been listening to the sublimest truths, conveyed in the most chaste and exalted language, throughout a liturgy which must be regarded as the genuine offspring of piety impregnated by wisdom! Take notice, however, though

(1) See antè, Vol. I. p. 289., Vol. II. p. 233., and Vol. VI. p.198.-C.

(2) [See intè, Vel VI. p. 281.]

I make this confession respecting myself, I do not mean to recommend the fastidiousness that sometimes leads me to exchange congregational for solitary worship." He was at Streatham church when Dodd's first application to him was made, and went out of his pew immediately, to write an answer to the letter he had received. Afterwards, when he related this circumstance, he added, "I hope I shall be pardoned, if once I deserted the service of God for that of man.'

206. Physicians.

Johnson obeyed that precept of Scripture which exhorts us to honour the physician, and would frequently say of those of his own country, that they did more good to mankind, without a prospect of reward, than any profession of men whatever.

207. Romantic Virtue.

Dr. Johnson said, he always mistrusted romantic virtue, as thinking it founded on no fixed principle.

208. Schoolmasters.

"No

Speaking of schoolmasters, he used to say they were worse than the Egyptian taskmasters of old. boy," says he, "is sure any day he goes to school to escape a whipping. How can the schoolmaster tell what the boy has really forgotten, and what he has neglected to learn; what he has had no opportunities of learning, and what he has taken no pains to get at the knowledge of? yet, for any of these, however difficult they may be, the boy is obnoxious to punishment."

209. Mystery.

He used to say that where secrecy or mystery began vice or roguery was not far off.

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