PAX GERMANICA; OR, THE TEUTON DOVECOTE. GERMAN EAGLE (to Arbitration Bird). "NO FOREIGN DOVES REQUIRED; WE HATCH OUR OWN, THANKYOU." Furniture Remover. "AND WHERE SHALL I PUT ALL THESE 'ERE, MUM, PLEASE?" Mlle. Eugénie Gherkin, who hails | Vovchok is a confirmed vegetarian THE RUBBER-SOLED RUSSIANS. from Nijni-Novgorod, where her father and deeply versed in the lore of the IN view of the engagement of the was Professor of Experimental Toxi- Midrash. His great recreation is famous corps de ballet of the Imperial cology, excels in the macabre style. sturgeon-fishing on the Volga. Theatres of St. Petersburg and Moscow Her figure is slim and willowy and she As a grotesque dancer Stenka for the Coronation season at the is famous for the size and colour of her Shusherin has no equal. It is he Bolosseum Music-hall, some personal eyes, which have an emerald lustre who enraptured the fastidious French details about the most illustrious that is all their own. Mlle. Gherkin critics by his rocking turns in mid-air, members of the troupe should not be originally intended to embrace the and though not yet twenty-three he without interest to our readers. They literary calling, and it is rumoured that has qualified for an old-age pension at have been obtained at great expense she has been approached with a view to thirty-five. His youth was spent and no little risk by our representative, her undertaking the editorship of The among the Polabs and he is a great who has attended most of the dinner-Times' daily Dancing Supplement. As, authority on the palatalisation of the dances given by the Russkiy Encyclo- however, she has never dined at any of Proto-Slavonic nasals. (See Ency. pedicheskiy Slovar on its tour through the Ency. Brit. dinners, negotiations Great, White, and Little Russia. were reluctantly abandoned. Brit., vol. xxiii., p. 912.) He has already dined seventeen times with Dr. HUGH CHISHOLM, whom he presented on the occasion of their last meeting with a magnificent silverplated tundra. The ladies are headed by Mlle. Prominent amongst the male dancers Dushenka Nosovich whose pedal presti- is the far-famed Marko Vovchok, who digitation places her in a class quite since the lamented death of Prosper apart. She is, in the charming phrase of Shevchenko has stood at the head of our Transatlantic cousins, a very lovely- the saltatory confraternity. Vovchok, M. Shusherin, it may be added, is appearing woman of some twenty-two who is of Ugro-Finnish descent, has deeply mortified that, along with the summers, a fine classical scholar, and long been hailed by experts as the Rhodes Scholars, he is unable to take from her earliest childhood she has greatest living executant of the auto-part in the All-British Hopping week subsisted entirely on Koumiss, Edel- cephalous school of dogmatic choreo- which will be held in Kent later in the weiss and Standard bread made of graphy. He was destined for the stage year. ground jumping beans inoculated with in infancy and studied for ten years the Bacillus Bulgaricus. She studied under Kirsha Pypin, Sviatogorskiy, music under Napravnik and Khanikin, Pososhkov and Bogdan Khmelnibskiy and singing under Klinka. Great Unionist Triumph. "Another outstanding feature of yesterday's before making his début at Pskov. game was the referer dum."-Liverpool Echo. THE POLITICS OF MENYA. than their opponents had been. In accelerated. A PREHISTORIC PRECEDENT. It will be news to many that in the days of Atlantis there was in that remarkable continent a country called Menya, which was at one time in a political condition exactly similar to that in which we find ourselves to-day. Like our own, that fortunate land possessed two Houses of Assembly the upper and hereditary, and the lower and elective. It was also foitunate in possessing a party system; it is known that the peoples of Atlantis were in an advanced state of civilisation. As our two Houses are at present quarrelling, so were those of Mènya, and for a precisely similar reason; while, to carry the parallel still further, the party which was temporarily "top-dog" (as they called it in their quaint phrase) in the lower assembly, finding themselves in at permanent minority in the upper house, had arrangel to get over the difficulty by the creation of a large number of hereditary legislators of their own way of thinking, thus transferring the preponderance in that element from their opponents to themselves. To the British patriot of to-day a knowledge of how things turned out in that far-off epoch ought to be a matter of absorbing interest; and such knowledge we are enabled to place before our readers.* At last the day came their turn they created a large batch when the final batch of commoners had Emen Webb AN ENGLISH WOMAN'S LOVE-LETTERS. 66 form of Socialism where all men A very second ROOSEVELT Is my son John. With pirates I've had little truck; luck. But my son John, he loves them well, When black and ear-ringed like a belle: He'd face the horde if chance occurred, Bertie. OH, I FOUND A BIG BUNDLE TIED UP WITH I know it, for I have his word. With slash and parry, cut and thrust, To employ our modern terminology of "peers " and "peerage," it is recorded that the new creation of Mènyak peers amounted in number to some six hundred. This gave a very comfortable majority, besides allowing quite a handsome margin for ties, such as backsliding. The experiment was, for a time, entirely successful. More so, indeed, than appeared to the careless eye; for, as the giving of a peerage was peers. Not only did they treble their preconditional on the payment by the vious majority but they further allowed recipient of a large sum into what was a very considerable percentage to make called the party chest, the Government up for the continual drain due to backof the day found themselves provided sliding. And now we can begin to see with a considerable addition to those our way to a logical conclusion. With sinews of war by which they proposed each transfer of popular power the Yet I have heard of heroes too to keep the voters up to a conviction hereditary element of Mènya continued Who turn at times a little blue; of their superior virtues. But good to increase in a kind of geometrical Of V.C.'s nonchalant and calm things do not last for ever. That progression, till in time there were Who'd dare the death without a qualm notorious enemy of Governments, the more Mènyak peers than Menyak Yet shiver like a jelly at swing of the pendulum, occurred, and commoners. As voters became fewer, The presence of the homely cat; a time came when the rival party owing to the elevation of so many of While others 'tis perchance a fablefound themselves in office, with a great their number, most of the proletariat Refuse to sit thirteen at table. majority in the lower, and an equally took to voting for the party out of A thought to muse and ponder on decisive minority in the upper, house. office, in the hope of getting made When in the dark the hand I keep, The new Government were no less wily pcers themselves on a change of And hold until he falls asleep, Government; thus the pendulum was Of my son John. * Never mind how. Clergyman (taking friend round poor parish). "YES, A NERVOUS LITTLE FELLOW. I REMEMBER HIS FATHER WAS HIGHLY STRUNG." Woman. "YE REMEMBER WRONG, THEN. 'E GOT ORF WIV TEN YEARS!" THE CYNIC'S TRAGEDY. [Cynicism, we are informed, is out of date, and optimism has come to its own.] WHEN I was in the zenith of my youth, And all the world was, so to speak, my oyster, I wore an eyeglass and became a cynic. At orthodox beliefs I flung my glove; I scoffed at art, at politics, at love, At chivalry, at honour, and at TENNYSON. At dinner-parties, when I aired my mind, Each comment with an almond, highly salted. Now, when I speak, they simply gape with boredom. The cynic's had his day, like other dogs; And wave about the optimistic banner. But even in my end (since Fashion's rule The Craving for Sensation. "The carriage passenger train from Forfar to Brechin was derailed on Wednesday afternoon, but unfortunately no person was hurt."Montrose Standard. "The Standard Dictionary does not pose as an authority on ecclesiastical history; still it should not blunder to the extent of saying that Joan of Arc was canonized in 1904. The truth is, she was beautified in April 1909, and is not yet canonized."-The Xaverian (N.S.) We dislike these quibbling distinctions. Besides, according to Miss ELLALINE TERRISS, JOAN was always a rather attractive person, even when she was alive. "From this flour a sweet, heavy, flat cake is made. It resembles the oaken cakes so popular among Scottish peasants." Liverpoo! Weekly Mercury. No wonder it weighed so much. |