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modesty—or trespassing, by wanton personalities, on the parks and lawns of private life. In a word, it will aim at being merry and wise, instead of merry and otherwise.
For the sedate, there will be papers of a becoming gravity ; and the lover of poetry will be supplied with numbers in each number.
As to politics, the reader of Hood's MAGAZINE will vainly search in its pages for a panacea for agricultural distress, or a grand Catholicon for Irish agitation ; he will uselessly seek to know whether we ought to depend for our bread on foreign farmers, or merely on foreign sea-fowl; or, if the repeal of the Union would produce low rents and only three quarter days. Neither must he hope to learn the proper terminus of reform, nor even whether a finality man means Campbell's last man, or an undertaker.
A total abstinence from such stimulating topics and fermented questions is, indeed, ensured by the established character of the editor, and his notorious aversion to party spirit. To borrow his own words, from a letter to the proprietors,—“ I am no politician, and far from instructed on those topics which, to parody a common phrase, no gentleman's newspaper should be without. Thus, for any knowledge of mine, the Irish prosecutions may be for pirating the Irish melodies ; the Pennsylvanians may have repudiated their wives; Duff Green may be a place, like Goose Green; Prince Polignac a dahlia or a carnation, and the Duc de Bordeaux a tulip. The Spanish affairs I could never master, even with a Pronouncing Dictionary at my elbow; it would puzzle me to see whether Queen Isabella's majority is or is not equal to Sir Robert Peel's; or, if the shelling the Barcelonese was done with bombs and mortars, or the nutcrackers. Prim may be a quaker, and the whole civil war about the Seville Oranges. Nay, even on domestic matters, nearer home, my profound political ignorance leaves me in doubt on questions concerning which the newsmen's boys and printers' devils have formed very decided opinions; for example, whether the corn law league ought to extend beyond three miles from Mark Lane -or the sliding scale should regulate the charges at the glacia. rium-what share the Welsh whigs have had in the Welsh
riots, and how far the Ryots in India were excited by the slaughter of the Brahmin Bull. On all such public subjects I am less au fait than that Publicist the Potboy, at the public. house, with the insolvent sign, The Hog in the Pound.”
Polemics will be excluded with the same rigor; and especially the Tractarian schism. The reader of Hood's MAGAZINE must not hope, therefore, to be told whether an old Protestant church ought to be plastered with Roman cement; or if a design for a new one should be washed in with Newman's colors. And most egregiously will he be disappointed, should he look for controversial theology in our Poets' Corner. He might as well expect to see queens of Sheba, and divided babies, from wearing Solomon's spectacles !
For the rest, a critical eye will be kept on our current litera. ture, a regretful one on the drama, and a kind one for the fine arts, from whose artesian well there will be an occasional drawing
With this brief explanatory announcement, Hood's MAGAZINE AND COMIC MISCELLANY is left to recommend itself, by its own merits, to those enlightened judges, the reviewers; and to that impartial jury-too vast to pack in any case-the British public.
THE HAUNTED HOUSE;
“ A jolly place, said he, in days of old,
HARTLEAP WELL, BY WORDSWORTH.
SOME dreams we have are nothing else but dreams,
It might be only on enchanted ground;
A residence for woman, child, and man,
Unhinged the iron gates half open hung,
No dog was at the threshold, great or small;
No human figure stirred, to go or come,
With shatter'd panes
grassy court was starr'd; The time-worn coping-stone had tumbled after; And thro' the ragged roof the sky shone, barr'd With naked beam and rafter.
O'er all there hung a shadow and a fear,
The flow'r grew wild and rankly as the weed,
But gay or gloomy, steadfast or infirm,
The wren had built within the porch, she found
The rabbit wild and grey, that flitted thro’
The wary crow—the pheasant from the woods-
The coot was swimming in the reedy pond,
The moping heron, motionless and stiff,
No sound was heard except, from far away,
But Echo never mock'd the human tongue;
The beds were all untouch'd by hand or tool;
The vine unprun'd, and the neglected peach,
But awfully the truant shunn'd the ground,
For over all there hung a cloud of fear,