WANTED, A CINEMA ACTOR: MUST BE VERSATILE.

and pathetic tenderness,

and capable of remaining indefinitely

First Thruster (guiltily conscious of having rather pressed on hounds). "Now WE'RE GOIN' TO CATCH IT; THAT'S THE MASTER COMIN', ISN'T IT?" Second Thruster (his host). "IT'S ALL RIGHT. WE'VE GOT TWO MASTERS. THAT'S THE ONE THAT SUPPLIES THE MONEY; THE OTHER SUPPLIES THE LANGUAGE."

Hodge (to porter who has just been supplied with an artificial leg). "EH! JOHN! I 'EARD AS 'OW YOU'D LOST YOUR LEG?"
John. "So I 'AVE, MAN: YOU BE QUITE RIGHT."
Hodge. "WELL, I BE MAIN GLAD TO SEE YOU AIN'T LOST YOUR FOOT AS WELL."

Lady (to applicant for situation). "WELL, NOW YOU QUITE UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR DUTIES ARE SIMPLY TO WAIT ON ME?" Girl. " YES, M'M."

The Girl's Mother. "OH, I THINK SHE'LL DO VERY WELL, MUM; AND I'M PLEASED TO THINK SHE'LL 'AVE A COMFORTABLE

THAT'S THE ONE THAT

First Thruster (guiltily conscious of having rather pressed on hounds). "Now WE'RE GOIN' TO CATCH IT; THAT'S THE MASTER COMIN', ISN'T IT?" Second Thruster (his host). "IT'S ALL RIGHT. WE'VE GOT TWO MASTERS. SUPPLIES THE MONEY; THE OTHER SUPPLIES THE LANGUAGE."