Whereas the mare, although her share On coming to a gate stopped short While Huggins in the stirrup stood And, lo! the dim and distant hunt The steeds, like Cinderella's team, And, far remote, each scarlet coat Though still the forest murmured back But sad at soul John Huggins turned: While thus the "Hunting Chorus" sped, For though by dint of spur he got They could not clear the gate. And like Fitzjames, he cursed the hunt, Now many a sign at Woodford town Its Inn-vitation tells : But Huggins, full of ills, of course Betook him to the Wells. Where Rounding tried to cheer him up But Huggins thought of neighbour Fig, Yet, spite of drink, he could not blink To drown a care like his, required When thus forlorn, a merry horn And many a horse was taken out And men, by dint of drink, became For now begun a harder run On wine, and gin, and beer; And overtaken men discussed How far he ran, and eke how fast, And how at bay he stood, As dearly as he could :- And how the hunters stood aloof, Regardful of their lives, And shunned a beast, whose very horns They knew could handle knives! How Huggins stood when he was rubbed By help and ostler kind, And when they cleaned the clay before, How worse "remained behind." And one, how he had found a horse And kindly rode the nag, for fear The Now Huggins, when he heard the tale, "Let me endorse again my horse, The wine was drunk-the money paid, Though not without remorse, To pay another man so much And let the chase again take place MORAL. Thus pleasure oft eludes our grasp And hunting after Happiness, JACK HALL. 'Tis very hard when men forsake But certain rogues will come and break Their "bone" repose. 'Tis hard we can't give up our breath, And snatch us from our homes beneath, The tender lover comes to rear The mournful urn, and shed his tear- The while his Sacharissa dear Is in a sack! 'Tis hard one cannot lie amid The mould, beneath a coffin-lid, But thus the Faculty will bid Their rogues break through it, If they don't want us there, why did One of these sacrilegious knaves, 'Neath church-yard wall Mayhap because he fed on graves, Was nam'd Jack Hall. By day it was his trade to go But long before they pass'd the ferry, In fact, he let them have a very Night after night, with crow and spade, On corses of all kinds he prey'd, At last-it may be, Death took spite, And soon they met, the man and sprite, Jack, by the glimpses of the moon, But Jack's tough courage did but swoon Anon he gave his spade a swing Aloft, and kept it brandishing, Ready for what mishaps might spring From this conjunction; Funking indeed was quite a thing "Hollo!" cried Death, "d'ye wish your sands Run out? the stoutest never stands A chance with me,-to my commands But I'm your friend-so let's shake hands, Jack, glad to see th' old sprite so sprightly But Death, who had no nose, politely Declin'd the offer. |