61 AN HEROICAL EPISTLE OF HUDIBRAS TO SIDROPHEL WE Ecce iterum Crispinus. ELL, Sidrophel, though 'tis in vain With William Prynne's, before they were As loud as one that sings his part *This Epistle appeared ten years after the publication of the Second Part of Hudibras, with which, notwithstanding the title, it has no connexion whatever. It was inserted for the first time as forming a continuation of the Second Part in the edition of 1674, and has been retained in the same place by all subsequent editors, although it must be regarded as an excrescence. The Sidrophel of the Epistle and the Sidrophel of Hudibras are different persons, The former is said to have been designed for Sir Paul Neal, as a revenge upon him for his having publicly and repeatedly affirmed that Butler was not the author of Hudibras.-See ante, p. 9, note *. The only reason that can be suggested for addressing him under a name which had been previously applied to Lilly, is that the name had become a bye-word of contempt, and that its application to Sir Paul heightened the opprobrium of the satire. † Gen. xlix. 14. See vol. i. p. 128, note §. Or your new nicked-named old invention And torn your drumheads with the sound; Persuade yourself there's no such matter, Can teach you wholesome sense and nurture, * Early peas are called 'hastings.' There is an early pear known as 'hasting pear,' sometimes called 'green chisel.' In a note on Grey's Hudibras, 'green hastings' is said to have been an apple well-known formerly. † A speaking-trumpet, introduced by Sir Samuel Morland, who claimed the invention in an account he published of it in 1671, entitled Tuba Stentorophonica. His claim to originality was disputed; hence Butler speaks of it as a new nicked-named old invention.' There seems to be good reason for supposing that Sir Samuel was the first person who developed practically the principle of the steam-engine. Prov. xxvii. 22. § The first person who appears to have maintained the doctrine of the transfusion of the blood was Libavius, a German physician. It was taken up in England by Dr. Richard Lower, who, in his Tractatus de Corde, item de motu et colore Sanguinis et Chyli in eum transitu, published in 1669, claimed the merit of the discovery, which was disputed by Francis Potter, of Wiltshire. The faculty entered warmly into the discussion ; and the doctrine and its rival supporters furnished for many years a theme of speculation and controversy. A remarkable instance of this kind is made mention of by Giraldus Cambrensis, of a hunting sow that had sucked a bitch.-G. Put you into a way, at least, Upon that duller block, your pate? To tempt your own due punishment; But still the more you strive t' appear, Are found to be the wretcheder: * Some fantastical novelty, probably, introduced by one of the projectors of the Royal Society. For fools are known by looking wise, To judge, and censure, and control, No, though ye 'ave purchased to your name, That now your talent's so well known, Is measured by your German scale, § The magnitude of every lie, Cast up to what it does amount, And place the bigg'st to your account; * Gresham College.-See post, p. 119, note f. Sir Politic Would-be, a ridiculous pretender to politics, in Ben Jonson's Volpone.-WABBURTON. Or Sir Poll may have been intended to mark the real object of the satire, Sir Paul Neal. It should seem that the most impudent face is the best; for he that does the shamefullest thing the most unconcerned is said to set a good face upon it; for the truth is, the face is but the outside of the mind, but all the craft is to know how 'tis lined. He may, for anything he knows, have as good a title to his pretences as another man; for judgment not being passed in the case (which shall never be by his means), his title still stands fair. All he can possibly attain to is but to be another thing than nature meant him, though a much worse. He makes that good that Pliny says of children-Qui celerius fari cepere, tardius ingredi incipiunt. The apter he is to smatter, the slower he is in making any advance in his pretences. He trusts words before he is thoroughly acquainted with them, and they commonly show him a trick before he is aware; and he shows at the same time his ignorance to the learned, and his learning to the ignorant.'— BUTLER.-Character of a Pretender. § The German short mile being equal to nearly four English. That all those stories that are laid Those soonest it designs to raise ; That makes your way through all affairs, You must not think 'twill always pass; Is that which madmen find, as soon As once they're broke loose from the moon, And, proof against her influence, Relapse to e'er so little sense, To turn stark fools, and subjects fit *He that is impudent is like a merchant that trades upon his credit without a stock, and, if his debts were known, would break immediately. The inside of his head is like the outside, and his peruke as naturally of his own growth as his wit. He passes in the world like a piece of counterfeit coin, looks well enough until he is rubbed and worn with use, and then his copper complexion begins to appear. and nobody will take him but by owl-light.'—BUTLER.-Character of an Impudent Man. II. BUTLER. 5 |