And drunk the beer of Goody Cusack Till darkness fled; Now on your grave I must a yew stick; Poor Davie's dead! When Death, the gilligapus, stole With skilful head, He would have run like silly-foal; But now thou'rt dead. Southerne shall strew thy coal-black hearse With epic Hudibrastic verse; Thy praise in lofty lays rehearse, And blath'ring rhyme; Wow, he thy future fame shall nurse In scrawls sublime. To greyhound's tail he'll tie t thy glory, His song shall save ye ; And tell to trimmer, whig, and tory, Hic jacet Davie. • Ah me, alas. A custom he used to put in practice. At wedding dinner when thou'st been, And, droning loudly, Set cats, maids, dogs, upon the green. A prancing proudly! Then, when the sheepskin cloth was spread, Grasp at the bacon white and red, Against the tankard knock thy head, Or spill the gravy; While younkers laugh'd at a' you said, Right hum'rous Davie. Around thy tomb shall May-maids revel, And bless the sod Where shuffling Davie, blithe yet civil, Lies cold as toad. RECANTATORY POSTSCRIPT. Be it known to all men, as I stumbled Towards Hughye's cot, and fell, and fumbled, Something I heard that strangely grumbled: Amaz'd I canter; Lest by the Fays I should be home led Or Ariel's chanter. However, I took heart o' grace, At which I blest myself with face As pale as stone: For I could swear, in any case, 'Twas Davie's drone. So in I went, pry'd all about; At last, with one outrageous shout, Unkennel'd Davie ; So stunn'd, that scarce one word came out, To say, 'God save ye.' Like that madcap in Hamlet's play, We star'd, and star'd our fears away; And then sat down, full spruce and gay, As sound as cherry: And Davie's here this very day, Alive and merry. Though all the town, in well-feign'd sorrow, Swore Death had pink'd his body thorough, And laid him flatter than the furrow, GUDE faith! with all thy roguish trick, Flat as a tomb-stone, dumb as stick, Thou liest at last: God send, thou gang'st not to old Nick For frolics past. I do remember thee right well: Thou didst in witty pranks excel, Can all thy deeds of sly note tell, Thou great verse-fighter; But ah! auld Death has borne the bell, * Right glum is all thy rhyming glee; (Faithfu' Achates +) Drink to thy amorous memory; Fine off'ring that is. For thou didst long to taste the bowl: I ken, thy jovial fluttering soul Will snuff the vapours; Gleam pure good humour o'er the whole, And light the tapers. 'Bathe the delighted sprite §' in ale, Lie wedg'd in fiery' mugs, exhale The quintessence of pipes, and rail At good old sages; Flouting the de'il and his long tail Silent. In smoky pages. #Sound, safe. +Fides Achates.' Virgil. |