Warkworth. Before Northumberland's Castle. Enter RUMOUR, painted full of Tongues. Rum. Open your ears; For which of you [speaks? will stop The acts commenced on this ball of earth: Make fearful musters, and prepar'd defence; Whilst the big year, swol'n with some other grief, Is thought with child by the stern tyrant war, SILENCE, Country Justices. DAVY, Servant to Shallow. MOULDY, SA W, WART, FEEBLE, and BULL CALF, Recruits. FANG and SNAR Sheriff's Officers. RUMOUR.-A PORTER.. A DANCER, Speake (the Epilogue. LADY NORTHUMBERLAND.-LADY PERCY. Lords and other Attendants; Officers, Soldiers, Messenger, Drawers, Beadles, Grooms, &c. SCENE, England. Hath beaten down young Hotspur, and his Quenching the flame of bold rebellion troops, Even with the rebel's blood. But what mean I To speak so true at first? my office is To noise abroad, -that Harry Monmouth fell Between that royal field of Shrewsbury And not a man of them brings other news Than they have learn'd of me; From Rumour's tongues They bring smooth comforts false, worse than true wrongs. [Exit. ACT I. SCENE 1.-The same. - The PORTER before the Gate; Enter Lord BARDOLPH. Bard. Who keeps the gate here, ho?Where is the earl? Port. What shall I say you are? Northumberland castle. I bring you certain news from Shrewsbury. Bard. As good as heart can wish:- Blunts Kill'd by the hand of Douglas: young prince North. How is this deriv'd? Saw you the field? came you from Shrewsbury? Bard. I spake with one, my lord, that came from thence; A gentleman well bred, and of good name, That freely render'd me these news for true. North. Here comes my servant, Travers, whom I sent He ask'd the way to Chester; and of him North. Ha!-Again. Bard. My lord, I'll tell you what;If my young lord your son have not the day, Upon mine honour, for a silken poinf I'll give my barony: never talk of it. He was some hilding* fellow, that had stol'n The horse he rode on; and, upon my life, Spoke at a venture. Look, here comes more news. Enter MORTON. North. Yea, this man's brow, like to a title leaf, Fortelis the nature of a tragic volume: North. How doth my son, and brother? burn'd: But Priam found the fire, ere he his tongue, See, what a ready tongue suspicion hath? Tell thou thy eari, his divination lies; I see a strange confession in thine eye: [sin, Bard. I cannot think, my lord, your son :. dead. Mor. I am sorry, I should force you to believe That, which I would to heaven I had not seen: But these mine eyes saw him in bloody state, Rend'ring faint quittance, wearied and outbreath'd To Harry Monmouth: whose swift wrath beat down The never-daunted Percy to the earth, (up. From whence with life he never more sprung In few, his death (whose spirit lent a fire North. Why should the gentleman, that rode Even to the dullest peasant in his camp,) by Travers, Give then such instances of loss? Bard. Who, he? event. + Exhausted. Lace Being bruited|| once, took fire and heat away From the best temper'd courage in his troops: That arrows fled not swifter toward their aim, cester Too soon ta'en prisoner: and that furious Scot, Of those that turn'd their backs; and, in his North. For this I shall have time enough to mourn. In poison there is physic; and these news, Like strengthless hinges, buckle under life, Are thrice themselves: hence therefore, thou nicet crutch; A scaly gauntlet now, with joints of steel, Must glove this hand: and hence, thou sickly quoif,‡ Thou art a guard too wanton for the head, Which princes, flesh'd with conquest, aim to hit. Now bind my brows with iron; and approach The ragged'st hour that time and spite dare bring, To frown upon the enrag'd Northumberland! Tra. This strained passion doth you wrong, my lord. your honour. Mor. The lives of all your loving complices Lean on your health; the which, if you give To stormy passion, must perforce decay. [o'er You cast the event of war, my noble lord, And summ'd the account of chance, before you said, Let us make head. It was your presurmise, That in the doles of blows your son might drop: You knew, he walk'd o'er perils, on an edge, • Let fall. † Trifling. Cap. Distribution. Of wounds, and scars; and that his forward spirits [rang'd; Would lift him where most trade of danger Yet did you say,-Go forth; and none of this, Though strongly apprehended, could restrain The stiff-borne action: What hath then befallen, Or what hath this bold enterprize brought forth, More than that being which was like to be? Bard. We all, that are engaged to this loss, I hear for certain, and do speak the truth,- As men drink potions; that their weapons only Seem'd on our side, but, for their spirits and souls, This word, rebellion, it had froze them up, stones. knew for. Fal. Men of all sorts take a pride to gird|| at me: The brain of this foolish-compounded clay, man, is not able to vent any thing that to laughter, more than I invent, or is invented on me: I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men. I do here walk before thee, like a sow, that hath overwhelmed all her litter but one. If the prince put thee into my service for any other reason than to set me off, why then I have no judgement. Thou whoreson mandrake, I thou * Forces. + Against their stomachs. A root supposed to have the shape of a man, art fitter to be worn in my cap, than to wait at my heels. I was never manned with an agate* till now: but I will set you neither in gold nor silver, but in vile apparel, and send you back again to your master, for a jewel; the juvenal, the prince your master, whose chin is not yet fledged. I will sooner have a beard grow in the palm of my hand, than he shall get one on his cheek; and yet he will not stick to say, his face is a face-royal: God may finish it when he will, it is not a hair amiss yet: he may keep it still as a face-royal, for a barber shall never earn sixpence out of it; and yet he will be crowing, as if he had writ mas ever since his father was a bachelor. He may keep his own grace, but he is almost out of mine, I can assure him. What said master Dumbleton about the satin for my short cloak, and slops? Page. He said, Sir, you should procure him better assurance than Bardolph: he would not take his bond and yours; he liked not the security. Fal. Let him be damned like a glutton! may his tongue be hotter! - A whoreson Achitophel! a rascally yea-forsooth knave! to bear a gentleman in hand, and then stand upon security! -The whoreson smooth-pates do now wear nothing but high shoes, and bunches of keys at their girdles; and if a man is thorought with them in honest taking up, then they must stand upon-security. I had as lief they would put ratsbane in my mouth, as offer to stop it with security. I looked he should have sent me two and twenty yards of satin, as I am a true knight, and he sends me security. Well, he may sleep in security; for he hath the horn of abundance, and the lightness of his wife shines through it and yet cannot he see, though he have his own lantern to light him. - Where's Bardolph? Page. He's gone into Smithfield, to buy your worship a horse. Fal. I bought him in Paul's, and he'll buy me a horse in Smithfield: an I could get me but a wife in the stews, I were manned, horsed, and wived.‡ Enter the Lord Chief Justice, and an AT Fal. What! a young knave, and beg! Is there not wars? is there not employment? Doth * A little figure cut in an agate. + In their debt. not the king lack subjects? do not the rebels need soldiers? Though it be a shame to be on any side but one, it is worse shame to beg than to be on the worst side, were it worse than the name of rebellion can tell how to make it. Atten. You mistake me, Sir. Fal. Why, Sir, did I say you were an honest man? setting my knighthood and my soldiership aside, I had lied in my throat if I had said so. Atten. I pray you, Sir, then set your knighthood and your soldiership aside; and give me leave to tell you, you lie in your throat, if you say I am any other than an honest man. Fal. I give thee leave to tell meso! I lay aside that which grows to me! If thou get'st any leave of me, hang me: if thou takest leave, thou wert better be hanged: You hunt-counter, hence! avaunt! Atten. Sir, my lord would speak with you. Ch. Just. Sir John Falstaff, a word with you. Fal. My good lord!-God give your lordship good time of day. I am glad to see your lordship abroad: I heard say, your lordship was sick: I hope, your lordship goes abroad by advice. Your lordship, though not clean past your youth, hath yet some smack of age in you, some relish of the saltness of time; and I most humbly beseech your lordship, to have a reverend care of your health. Ch. Just. Sir John, I sent for you before your expedition to Shrewsbury. Fal. An't please your lordship, I hear, his majesty is returned with some discomfort from Wales. Ch. Just. I talk not of his majesty:-You would not come when I sent for you. Fal. And I hear moreover, his highness is fallen into this same whoreson apoplexy. Ch. Just. Well, heaven mend him! I pray let me speak with you. Fal. This apoplexy is, as I take it, a kind of lethargy, an't please your lordship; a kind of sleeping in the blood, a whoreson tingling. Ch. Just. What tell you me of it? be it as it is. Fal. It hath its original from much grief; from study, and perturbation of the brain: I have read the cause of his effects in Galen; it is a kind of deafness. Ch. Just. I think, you are fallen into the disease; for you hear not what I say to you. Fal. Very well, my lord, very well: rather, an't please you, it is the disease of not listening, the malady of not marking, that I am troubled withal. Ch. Just. To punish you by the heels, would amend the attention of your ears; and I care not, if I do become your physician. Fal. I am as poor as Job, my lord; but not so patient: your lordship may minister the potion of imprisonment to me, in respect of poverty; but how I should be your patient to follow your prescriptions, the wise may make some dram of a scruple, or, indeed, a scruple itself. Ch. Just. I sent for you, when there were matters against you for your life, to come speak with me. Fal. As I was then advised by my learned counsel in the laws of this land-service, I dia not come. Ch. Just. Well, the truth is, Sir John, you ‡ Alluding to an old proverb: Who goes to Westminster live in great infamy. for a wife, to St. Paul's for a man, and to Smithfield for a horse, may meet with a whore, a knave, and a jade. • A catch-pole, or bum-Dailiff, Fal. He that buckles him in my belt, cannot live in less. Ch. Just. Your means are very slender, and your waste is great. Fal. I would it were otherwise; I would my means were greater, and my waist slenderer. Ch. Just. You have misled the youthful prince. Fal. The young prince hath misled me: I am the fellow with the great belly, and he my dog. Ch. Just. Well, I am loath to gall a new healed wound; your day's service at Shrewsbury hath a little gilded over your night's exploit on Gads-hill: you may thank the unquiet time for your quiet o'er-posting that action. Fal. My lord? Ch. Just. But since all is well, keep it so: wake not a sleeping wolf. Fal. To wake a wolf, is as bad as to smell a fox. Ch. Just. What! you are as a candle, the better part burnt out. Fal. A wassel* candle, my lord; all tallow: if I did say of wax, my growth would approve the truth. Ch. Just. There is not a white hair on your and down, like his ill angel. Fal. Not so, my lord; your ill angelt is light; but, I hope, he that looks upon me, will take me without weighing and yet, in some respects, I grant, I cannot go, I cannot tell:† Virtue is of so little regard in these costermonger times, that true valour is turned bearherd: Pregnancys is made a tapster, and hath his quick wit wasted in giving reckonings: all the other gifts appertinent to man, as the malice of this age shapes them, are not worth a gooseberry. You, that are old, consider not the capacities of us that are young: you measure the heat of our livers with the bitterness of your galls: and we that are in the vaward|| of our youth, I must confess, are wags too. Ch. Just. Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye? a dry hand? a yellow cheek? a white beard? a decreasing leg? an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken? your wind short? your chin double? your wit single? and every part about you blasted with antiquity?** and will you yet call yourself young? Fie, fie, fie, Sir John! Fal. My lord, I was born about three of the clock in the afternoon, with a white head, and something a round belly. For my voice, -I have lost it with hollaing, and singing of anthems. To approve my youth further, I will not: the truth is, I am only old in in ju judgement ime for a thousand marks, let him lend me the and understanding; he that will caper with money, and have at him. For the box o'the ear that the prince gave you, he gave it like a rude prince, and you took it like a sensible lord. I have checked him for it; and the young lion repents: marry, not in ashes, and sackcloth; but in new silk, and old sack. Ch. Just. Well, heaven send the prince a better companion! Fal. Heaven send the companion a better prince! I cannot rid my hands of him. and Prince Harry: I hear, you are going with lord John of Lancaster, against the archbishop, and the earl of Northumberland. Fal. Yea; I thank your pretty sweet wit for it. But look you pray, all you that kiss my lady peace at home, that our armies join not in a hot day! for, by the Lord, I take but two shirts out with me, and I mean not to sweat extraordinarily: if it be a hot day, an I brandish any thing but my bottle, I would I might never spit white again. There is not a dangerous action can peep out his head, but I am thrust upon it: Well, I cannot last ever: But it was always yet the trick of our English nation, if they have a good thing, to make it too common. If you will needs say, I am an old man, you should give me rest. I would to God, my name were not so terrible to the enemy as it is. I were better to be eaten to death with rust, than to be scoured to nothing with perpetual motion. Ch. Just. Well, be honest, be honest; And God bless your expedition! Fal. Will your lordship lend me a thousand pound, to furnish me forth? Ch. Just. Not a penny, not a penny; you are too impatient to bear crosses. Fare you well: Commend me to my cousin Westmoreland. [Exeunt CHIEF JUSTICE and ATTENDANT. Fal. If I do, fillip me with a three-man Fal. What money is in my purse? Fal. I can get no remedy against this con- SCENE III. - York. - A Room in the Arch- Enter the ARCHBISHOP OF YORK, the Lords HAST- Arch. Thus have you heard our cause, and And, my most noble friends, I pray you all, Mowh. I well allow the occasion of our arms; Ch. Just. Well, the king hath severed you with an incensed fire of injuries. * A large candle for a feast. + The coin called an angel Pass current. Forepart 1 Small. ** Old age, * A large wooden hammer so heavy as to require three men to wield it. † Anticipate Profit |