K. JOHN. Let them approach.— Our abbies, and our priories, fhall pay [Exit Sheriff. Re-enter Sheriff, with ROBERT FAULCONBRIDGE, and This expedition's charge.-What men are you? ROB. The fon and heir to that fame Faulconbridge. K. JOHN. Is that the elder, and art thou the heir ? You came not of one mother then, it seems. BAST. Moft certain of one mother, mighty king, Of that I doubt, as all men's children may. ELI. Out on thee, rude man! thou doft shame thy mother, And wound her honour with this diffidence. BAST. I, madam? no, I have no reason for it; The which if he can prove, 'a pops me out K. JOHN. A good blunt fellow:-Why, being younger Doth he lay claim to thine inheritance? BAST. I know not why, except to get the land. [born, (Fair fall the bones that took the pains for me!) And were our father, and this fon like him;— I give heaven thanks, I was not like to thee. K. JOHN. Why, what a madcap hath heaven lent us here? ELI. He hath a trick of Coeur-de-lion's face, In the large compofition of this man? K. JOHN. Mine eye hath well examined his parts, And finds them perfect Richard.- -Sirrah, fpeak, What doth move you to claim your brother's land? BAST. Because he hath a half-face, like my father; With that half-face would he have all my land: A half-faced groat five hundred pound a year! ROB. My gracious liege, when that my father liv'd, Your brother did employ my father much; BAST. Well, fir, by this you cannot get my land; Your tale must be, how he employ'd my mother. ROB. And once despatch'd him in an embassy To Germany, there, with the emperor, To treat of high affairs touching that time: The advantage of his abfence took the king, And in the mean time fojourned at my father's; Where how he did prevail, I fhame to speak: But truth is truth; large lengths of seas and shores Between my father and my mother lay, (As I have heard my father speak himself,) When this fame lufty gentleman was got. Upon his death-bed he by will bequeath'd His lands to me; and took it, on his death, Full fourteen weeks before the course of time. K. JOHN. Sirrah, your brother is legitimate; ELI. Whether hadft thou rather,-be a Faulconbridge, And like thy brother, to enjoy thy land; Or the reputed fon of Coeur-de-lion, Lord of thy presence, and no land beside ? BAST. Madam, an if my brother had my shape, Left men should say, look, where three-farthings goes! ELI. I like thee well; Wilt thou forfake thy fortune, Bequeath thy land to him, and follow me? I am a foldier, and now bound to France. BAST. Brother, take you my land, I'll take my chance. Your face hath got five hundred pounds a-year; Yet fell your face for fivepence, and 'tis dear.— Madam, I'll follow you unto the death. ELI. Nay, I would have you go before me thither. BAST. Our country manners give our betters way. K. JOHN. What is thy name? BAST. Philip, my liege; fo is my name begun ; Philip, good old Sir Robert's wife's eldest fon. K. JOHN. From henceforth bear his name whose form thou bear'st: Kneel thou down Philip, but arise more great ; BAST. Brother by the mother's fide, give me your hand; My father gave me honour, yours gave land : Now bleffed be the hour, by night or day, ELI. The very spirit of Plantagenet !— I am thy grandame, Richard, call me fo. BAST. Madam, by chance, but not by truth: What though? Something about, a little from the right, In at the window, or elfe o'er the hatch: Near or far off, well won is ftill well fhot; K. JOHN. Go, Faulconbridge; now haft thou thy defire, A landless knight makes thee a landed 'squire.— [Exeunt all but the BASTARD. A foot of honour better than I was; But many a many foot of land the worse. Well, now can I make any Joan a lady : Good den, fir Richard,-God-a-mercy, fellow ;- For your converfion. Now your traveller,— And talking of the Alps, and Appennines, It draws toward fupper in conclusion so. |