THOU noblest monument of Albion's isle! Whether by Merlin's aid, from Scythia's shore To Amber's fatal plain Pendragon bore, Huge frame of giant hands, the mighty pile, T'entomb his Britons slain by Hengist's guile*: Or Druid priests, sprinkled with human gore, Taught mid thy massy maze their mystic lore: Or Danish chiefs, enrich'd with savage spoil, To Victory's idol vast, an unhewn shrine, Rear'd the rude heap; or, in thy hallow'd round, Repose the kings of Brutus' genuine line: Or here those kings in solemn state were crown'd: Studious to trace thy wondrous origin, My rustic Muse her votive chaplet brings; Unseen, unheard, O Gray, to thee she sings, While slowly pacing through the church-yard dew, At curfew-time, beneath the dark green yew, Thy pensive Genius strikes the moral strings: Or, borne sublime on Inspiration's wings, Hears Cambria's bards devote the dreadful cle: Of Edward's race, with murders foul defil'd. Can aught my pipe to reach thine ear essay? No, bard divine! For many a care beguil d By the sweet magic of thy soothing lay, For many a raptur'd thought, and vision wil, To thee this strain of gratitude I pay. In marks obscure, of his immortal peers. Tho' join'd by magic skill, with many a rhyt The Druid frame unhonor'd falls a prey To the slow vengeance of the wizard Time, And fade the British characters away; Yet Spenser's page, that chants in verse sublime Those chiefs, shall live unconscious of deesy. To the River Lodon. AH! what a weary race my feet have run, Since first I trod thy banks with alders crown And thought my way was all through y ground, Oneofthe bardish traditions about Stonehenge. Beneath the azure sky, and golden sun, A BRACE of sinners, for no good, Were order'd to the Virgin Mary's shrine, Who at Loretto dwelt, in wax, stone, wood, And in a fair white wig look'd wondrous fine. Fifty long miles had those sad rogues to travel, With something in their shoes much worse than gravel; In short, their toes so gentle to amuse, The knaves set off on the same day, But very different was their speed, I wot: The other limp'd as if he had been shot. One saw the VIRGIN Soon-peccavi cried― Had his soul whitewash'd all so clever; Then home again he nimbly hied, Made fit with saints above to live for ever. In coming back, however, let me say, Damning the souls and bodies of the peas: "How now," the light-toed, whitewash'd pilgrim broke, "You lazy lubber?" "Odds curse it!" cried the other, "'tis no My feet, once hard as any rock, [joke: "Are now as soft as blubber. "Excuse me, Virgin Mary, that I swear- With cheerfulness the eighteen pence he paid; And proudly to himself in whispers said, "This rascal stole the razors, I suppose. "No matter, if the fellow be a knave: Provided that the razors shave, It certainly will be a monstrous prize." So home the clown with his good fortune went, Smiling, in heart and soul content, And quickly soap'd himself to ears and eyes. Being well lather'd from a dish or tub, Hodge now began with grinning pain to grub, Just like a hedger cutting furze; 'Twas a vile razor! then the rest he triedAll were impostors Ah!" Hodge sigh'd, "I wish my eighteen pence within my purse." In vain to chase his beard, and bring the graces, He cut, and dug, and winc'd, and stamp'd, and swore; Brought blood, and danc'd, blasphein'd, and made wry faces, And curs'd each razor's body o'er and o'er. His MUZZLE, form'd of opposition stuff, Firm as a Foxite, would not lose its ruff: So kept it-laughing at the steel and suds. Hodge, in a passion, stretch'd his angry jaws, Vowing the direst vengeance, with clench'd claws, On the vile CHEAT that sold the goods. "Razors !—a damn'd, confounded dog!— Not fit to scrape a hog;" Hodge sought the fellow, found him, and be That people flay themselves out of their lives: | But now what rhetoric could assuage You rascal! for an hour I have been grubbing, Giving my scoundrel whiskers here a scrubbing, With razors just like oyster knives. Sirrah! I tell you you're a knave, To cry up razors that can't shave." 'Qui non moderabitur iræ, Infectum volet esse, dolor quod suaserit et mens, Dum pœnas odio per vim festinat inulto." HOR. A SQUIRE of Wales, whose blood ran higher He fum'd, he rav'd, he curs'd, he swore, And flaxen wig, time's best disguise, Vie with smooth beaux, and ladies' pages; The furious squire, stark mad with rage? Thus much he gain'd by this adventurous deed; AT Jenny Mann's, where heroes meet, And lay their laurels at her feet; The modern Pallas, at whose shrine They bow, and by whose aid they dine; Colonel Brocade, among the rest, Was every day a welcome guest. One night as carelessly he stood, Cheering his reins before the fire (So every true-born Briton should) Like that he chaf'd and fum'd with ire. Jenny," said he, " 'tis very hard, That no man's honor can be spar'd; If I but sup with Lady Duchess, Or play a game at ombre, such is The malice of the world, 'tis said, Although his Grace lay drunk in bed, 'Twas I that caus'd his aching head. If Madame Doodle would be witty, And I am summon'd to the city, To play at blindman's-buff or so, What won't such hellish malice do? If I but catch her in a corner, Humph! 'tis "Your servant, Colonel Horner." But rot the sneering fops, if e'er I prove it, it shall cost them dear; I swear by this dead-doing blade, Dreadful examples shall be made. What, can't they drink bohea and cream, But (d-n them) I must be their theme? Other men's business let alone, Why should not coxcombs mind their own?" As thus he rav'd with all his might (How insecure from fortune's spite, Alas, is ev'ry mortal wight!) To show his ancient spleen to Mars, And soon smelt out the breach he made; He look'd, 'tis true, and from each eye To bring him news, and watch th' event. I am not, Sir, inquisitive," Why should not coxcombs mind their own?" The Frog's Choice. SOMERVILLE. The frogs at random liv'd, And begg'd his highness would bestow A king to rule the fens below. With all its cumbrous load, The rocks return the dreadful sound, Recover'd from his first surprise, Stretch'd at his case, careless, content. The routed mice our arms shall dread, Sing our victorious arms, and justify our fame!" He soon alarm'd the dastard crowd. On wings of winds swift scandal flies, Hoarse treasons, tuneless blasphemies. Once more to Jove they prayers address'd, Sent from each loyal corporation, Full fraught with truth and sense, Exhausted all their eloquence. But now, alas! 'twas night; kings must have meat: The Grand Vizier first goes to pot; Three Bassas next, happy their lot! "And this," said he, " and this is mine, Again they beg Almighty Jove curse: Better bear this, this Stork, than worse." MORAL. Oppress'd with happiness, and sick with ease, Not Heaven itself our fickle minds can please. Fondly we wish, cloy'd with celestial store, The leeks and onions which we loath'd before: Still roving, still desiring, never pleas'd, With plentystarv'd,and e'enwith health diseas'd, Two comrades, as grave authors say Both view'd at once with greedy eyes, Both challeng'd the delicious prize, And high words soon improv'd to blows. Actions on actions hence succeed, Each hero's obstinately stout, Green bags and parchments fly about, Pleadings are drawn, and counsel fec'd. The parson of the place, good man! Whose kind and charitable heart In human ills still bore a part, Thrice shook his head, and thus began: "Neighbours and friends, refer to me This doughty matter in dispute, I'll soon decide th' important suit, And finish all without a fee. Give me the oyster then-'tis well"— He opens it, and at one sup Gulps the contested trifle up, And smiling, gives to each a shell. "Henceforth let foolish discord cease, Your oyster's good as c'er was eat; I thank for you my dainty treat; God bless you both, and live in peace." MORAL. Ye men of Norfolk and of Wales, From this learn common sense; That on your substancè feed; Нок. Epitaph on Miss Basnet, in St. Pancras Church-yard, Ode. Go, spotless Honor, and unsullied Truth; Go, smiling Innocence and blooming Youth; Go, female Sweetness, join'd with manly Sense; Go, winning Wit, that never gave offence; Go, soft Humanity, that bless'd the poor; Go, saint-eyed Patience, from Affliction's door; Go, Modesty, that never wore a frown; Go, Virtue, and receive thy heavenly crown. Not from a stranger came this heart-felt verse; The friend inscribes thy tomb whose tears bedew'd thy hearse. THOMSON. TELL me, thou soul of her I love, And sometimes share the lover's woe; And every tear is full of thee: Should then the weary eye of grief, Beside some sympathetic stream, In slumber find a short relief, O visit thou my scothing dream! On Time. ANON. E'EN while the careless, disencumber'd soul Sinks all dissolving into pleasure's dream, E'en then to Time's tremendous verge we roll With headlong haste along life's surgy stream. Can gaiety the vanish'd years restore, Or on the withering limbs fresh beauty shed, Or soothe the sad, inevitable hour, Or cheer the dark, dark mansions of the dead? Ah! beauty's bloom avails not in the grave, Youth's lofty mien, nor age's awful grace: Moulder alike unknown the prince and slave, Whelm'd in th' enormous wreck of human race! The thought-fix'd portraiture, the breathing bust, The arch with proud memorials array'd, The long-liv'd pyramid, shall sink in dust, To dumb oblivion's ever-desert shade. When sleep forsook my open eye, My Mother. My Moder Who drest my doll in clothes so gay, My Mother. |