Punch, Volume 271Punch Publications Limited, 1976 - English wit and humor |
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Page 248
... leave it , thus fooling intruders into thinking you have been turned over already ? This subterfuge will also deceive VAT inspectors . Spill a bottle of Algerian wine over an old carpet , to lend the scene verisimilitude , and smash a ...
... leave it , thus fooling intruders into thinking you have been turned over already ? This subterfuge will also deceive VAT inspectors . Spill a bottle of Algerian wine over an old carpet , to lend the scene verisimilitude , and smash a ...
Page 250
... leave , initiate lots of little plans and projects which will need your definite approval or veto after your return . 2. Arrange to have a letter marked STRICTLY PERSONAL sent to you by your company's chief rivals in your absence . Your ...
... leave , initiate lots of little plans and projects which will need your definite approval or veto after your return . 2. Arrange to have a letter marked STRICTLY PERSONAL sent to you by your company's chief rivals in your absence . Your ...
Page 342
... leaving a dangling lung on each side of the bike . When I lived in Beverly Hills a bike posed problems . Cops would ... leave it somewhere - I was going to the passport office . " " So ? Tellsa difference ? Ya go to a nawfiss , so ya ...
... leaving a dangling lung on each side of the bike . When I lived in Beverly Hills a bike posed problems . Cops would ... leave it somewhere - I was going to the passport office . " " So ? Tellsa difference ? Ya go to a nawfiss , so ya ...
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