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My beauties were no longer things
For love and fond imaginings;

But horrors to be wept!

Ah! why did knowledge ope my eyes?
Why did I get more artist-wise?
It only serves to hint

What grave defects and wants are mine;
That I'm no Hilton in design-
In nature no Dewint!

Thrice happy time! - Art's early days!
When o'er each deed, with sweet self-praise,
Narcissus-like I hung!

When great Rembrandt but little seemed,
And such Old Masters all were deemed
As nothing to the young!

A FAIRY TALE.

ON Hounslow heath- and close beside the road,
As western travellers may oft have seen,-
A little house some years ago there stood,
A minikin abode;

And built like Mr. Birkbeck's, all of wood;
The walls of white, the window-shutters green; -
Four wheels it had at North, South, East, and West,
(Though now at rest,)

On which it used to wander to and fro,

Because its master ne'er maintained a rider,
Like those who trade in Paternoster Row;

But made his business travel for itself,
Till he had made his pelf,

And then retired - if one may call it so.
Of a roadsider.

Perchance, the very race and constant riot
Of stages, long and short, which thereby ran,
Made him more relish the repose and quiet

Of his now sedentary caravan;

Perchance, he loved the ground because 't was common, And so he might impale a strip of soil,

That furnished, by his toil,

Some dusty greens, for him and his old woman;
And five tall hollyhocks, in dingy flower.
Howbeit, the thoroughfare did no ways spoil
His peace, unless, in some unlucky hour,
A stray horse came and gobbled up his bower!

But, tired of always looking at the coaches,

The same to come,- when they had seen them one day!

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And, used to brisker life, both man and wife

Began to suffer N U E's approaches,

And feel retirement like a long wet Sunday,-
So, having had some quarters of school-breeding,
They turned themselves, like other folks, to reading;
But setting out where others nigh have done,

And being ripened in the seventh stage,

The childhood of old age,

Began, as other children have begun,—
Not with the pastorals of Mr. Pope,
Or Bard of Hope,

Or Paley ethical, or learned Porson,-
But spelt, on Sabbaths, in St. Mark, or John,
And then relaxed themselves with Whittington,
Or Valentine and Orson --

But chiefly fairy tales they loved to con,
And being easily melted in their dotage,
Slobbered, and kept

Reading, and wept

Over the White Cat, in their wooden cottage.

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They read, of course, their childish faith grew stronger
In Gnomes, and Hags, and Elves, and Giants grim,—
If talking trees and birds revealed to him,

She saw the flight of Fairyland's fly-wagons,
And magic fishes swim

In puddle ponds, and took old crows for dragons,-
Both were quite drunk from the enchanted flagons;
When, as it fell upon a summer's day,

As the old man sat a feeding
On the old babe-reading,

Beside his open street-and-parlor door,
A hideous roar

Proclaimed a drove of beasts was coming by the way.

Long-horned, and short, of many a different breed.
Tall, tawny brutes, from famous Lincoln-levels,
Or Durham feed,

With some of those unquiet black dwarf devils,
From nether side of Tweed,

Or Firth of Forth;

Looking half wild with joy to leave the North,—
With dusty hides, all mobbing on together,-
When, whether from a fly's malicious comment
Upon his tender flank, from which he shrank;
Or whether

Only in some enthusiastic moment,-
However, one brown monster, in a frisk,
Giving his tale a perpendicular whisk,

Kicked out a passage through the beastly rabble;
And after a pas seul, or, if you will, a
Hornpipe before the basket-maker's villa,
Leapt o'er the tiny pale,-

Backed his beef-steaks against the wooden gable,
And thrust his brawny bell-rope of a tail

Right o'er the page

Wherein the sage

Just then was spelling some romantic fable.

The old man, half a scholar, half a dunce,

Could not peruse who could? two tales at once;

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And being huffed

At what he knew was none of Riquet's Tuft,
Banged-to the door,

But most unluckily enclosed a morsel
Of the intruding tail, and all the tassel :-
The monster gave a roar,

And bolting off with speed, increased by pain,
The little house became a coach once more,
And, like Macheath, "took to the road" again!

Just then, by fortune's whimsical decree,
The ancient woman stooping with her crupper
Towards sweet home, or where sweet home should be
Was getting up some household herbs for supper:
Thoughtful of Cinderella, in the tale,
And quaintly wondering if magic shifts
Could o'er a common pumpkin so prevail,
To turn it to a coach, what pretty gifts
Might come of cabbages, and curly kale:
Meanwhile she never heard her old man's wail,
Nor turned, till home had turned a corner, quite
Gone out of sight!

At last, conceive her, rising from the ground,
Weary of sitting on her russet clothing;

And looking round

Where rest was to be found,

There was no house no villa there no nothing!

No house!

The change was quite amazing;
It made her senses stagger for a minute,
The riddle's explication seemed to harden;
But soon her superannuated nous

Explained the horrid mystery; and raising
Her hand to heaven, with the cabbage in it,
On which she meant to sup,-

"Well! this is Fairy Work! I'll bet a farden. Little Prince Silverwings has ketched me up, And set me down in some one else's garden!

THE TURTLES.

A FABLE.

"The rage of the vulture, the love of the turtle."

ONE day, it was before a civic dinner,

- BYRON.

Two London Aldermen, no matter which,-Cordwainer, Girdler, Pattern-maker, Skinner,But both were florid, corpulent, and rich, And both right fond of festive demolition, Set forth upon a secret expedition.

Yet not, as might be fancied from the token,

To Pudding Lane, Pie Corner, or the Street
Of Bread, or Grub, or anything to eat,
Or drink, as Milk, or Vintry, or Portsoken,
But eastward to that more aquatic quarter,
Where folks take water,

Or, bound on voyages, secure a berth
For Antwerp or Ostend, Dundee or Perth,
Calais, Boulogne, or any port on earth!

Jostled and jostling, through the mud,
Peculiar to the town of Lud,

Down narrow streets and crooked lanes they dived,

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