Scarlett Epstein Hates It HereCross Veronica Mars with MTV's Daria, and you'll get Scarlett Epstein, the snarky, judgmental, and often hilarious star of Scarlett Epstein Hates It Here, a witty and heartwarming novel that's perfect for fans of David Arnold's Mosquitoland and Kody Keplinger's The Duff. "Absolutely delightful, the kind of book you'll be reading for an hour before you realize you've been grinning the whole time." --Buzzfeed Meet Scarlett Epstein, BNF (Big Name Fan) in her online community of fanfiction writers, world-class nobody at Melville High. Her best (read: only) IRL friends are Avery, a painfully shy and annoyingly attractive bookworm, and Ruth, her pot-smoking, possibly insane seventy-three-year-old neighbor. When Scarlett's beloved TV show is canceled and her longtime crush, Gideon, is sucked out of her orbit and into the dark and distant world of Populars, Scarlett turns to the fanfic message boards for comfort. This time, though, her subjects aren't the swoon-worthy stars of her fave series--they're the real-life kids from her high school. Scarlett never considers what might happen if they were to find out what she truly thinks about them...until a dramatic series of events exposes a very different reality than Scarlett's stories, forever transforming her approach to relationships--both online and off. |
Contents
Section 1 | 1 |
Section 2 | 3 |
Section 3 | 13 |
Section 4 | 20 |
Section 5 | 34 |
Section 6 | 38 |
Section 7 | 53 |
Section 8 | 81 |
Section 15 | 159 |
Section 16 | 166 |
Section 17 | 177 |
Section 18 | 188 |
Section 19 | 195 |
Section 20 | 211 |
Section 21 | 221 |
Section 22 | 228 |
Section 9 | 88 |
Section 10 | 104 |
Section 11 | 114 |
Section 12 | 120 |
Section 13 | 129 |
Section 14 | 138 |
Section 23 | 246 |
Section 24 | 253 |
Section 25 | 261 |
Section 26 | 276 |