not the same: it is a tale told. Gravina, an Italian critick, observes,
that every man desires to see that of which he has read; but no
So much
man desires to read an account of what he has seen.
Description only excites
does description fall short of reality.

"He gave much praise to his friend, Dr. Burney's elegant and entertaining travels, and told Mr. Seward that he had them in his eye, when writing his 'Journey to the Western Islands of Scotland.'

"Such was his sensibility, and so much was he affected by pathetick poetry, that, when he was reading Dr. Beattie's 'Hermit,' in my presence, it brought tears into his eyes.1

"He disapproved much of mingling real facts with fiction. On this account he censured a book entitled 'Love and Madness.' 2

"Mr. Hoole told him, he was born in Moorfields, and had received part of his 'Sir, (said Johnson, smiling) you have been early instruction in Grub-street. regularly educated.' Having asked who was his instructor, and Mr. Hoole having answered, My uncle, Sir, who was a taylor;' Johnson, recollecting himself, said, 'Sir, I knew him; we called him the metaphysical taylor. He was of a club in Oldstreet, with me and George Psalmanazar, and some others: but pray, Sir, was he a good taylor?' Mr. Hoole having answered that he believed he was too mathematical, and used to draw squares and triangles on his shop-board, so that he did not excel in the cut of a coat ;-'I am sorry for it, (said Johnson,) for I would have every man to be master of his own business.'

"In pleasant reference to himself and Mr. Hoole, as brother authours, he often said, 'Let you and I, Sir, go together, and eat a beef steak in Grub-street.'

"Sir William Chambers, that great Architect, whose works shew a sublimity of genius, and who is esteemed by all who knew him, for his social, hospitable, and generous qualities, submitted the manuscript of his Chinese Architecture,' to Dr. Johnson's perusal. Johnson was much pleased with it, and said, 'It wants no addition nor correction, but a few lines of introduction;' which he furnished, and Sir William adopted.b

"He said to Sir William Scott, 'The age is running mad after innovation; and all the business of the world is to be done in a new way; men are to be hanged in a new way; Tyburn itself is not safe from the fury of innovation.' It having been

a "The Honourable Horace Walpole, now 3 Earl of Orford, thus bears testimony to this gentleman's merit as a writer: Mr. Chambers's Treatise on Civil Architecture,' is the most sensible book, and the most exempt from prejudices, that ever was written on that science.-Preface to 'Anecdotes of Painting in England.''

b"The introductory lines are these: It is difficult to avoid praising too little or too much. The boundless panegyricks which have been lavished upon the Chinese learning, policy, and arts, shew with what power novelty attracts regard, and how naturally esteem swells into admiration.

"I am far from desiring to be numbered among the exaggerators of Chinese excellence. I consider them as great, or wise, only in comparison with the nations that surround them; and have no intention to place them in competition either with the antients or with the moderns of this part of the world; yet they must be allowed to claim our notice as a distinct and very singular race of men as the inhabitants of a region divided by its situation from all civilized countries, who have formed their own manners, and invented their own arts, without the assistance of example.'

1 "The particular passage," says the "settling "which excited this younger Boswell, strong emotion was, as I have heard from my father, the third stanza, “Tis night,""&c.

By Sir Herbert Croft; a series of imaginary letters, supposed to be written by Hackman to Miss Ray.

3 This is a specimen of the unmeaning process to which Boswell's text has been submitted. In Mr. Malone's copy, in the British Museum, I find the word "now" altered to "late," though Lord Orford was alive when Boswell wrote, and even survived him.

curiosity seeing satisfies it. Other people may go and see the Hebrides." BOSWELL. "I should wish to go and see some country totally different from what I have been used to; such as Turkey, where religion and every thing else are different." JOHNSON. "Yes, argued that this was an improvement. No, Sir, (said he, eagerly,) it is not an improvement; they object, that the old method drew together a number of spectators. Sir, executions are intended to draw spectators. If they do not draw spectators, they don't answer their purpose. The old method was most satisfactory to all parties; the publick was gratified by a procession; the criminal was supported by it. Why is all this to be swept away?' I perfectly agree with Dr. Johnson upon this head, and am persuaded that executions now, the solemn procession being discontinued, have not nearly the effect which they formerly had. Magistrates both in London, and elsewhere, have, I am afraid, in this, had too much regard to their own ease.

"Of Dr. Hurd, Bishop of Worcester, Johnson said to a friend, — Hurd, Sir, is one of a set of men who account for every thing systematically; for instance, it has been a fashion to wear scarlet breeches; these men would tell you, that according to causes and effects, no other wear could at that time have been chosen.' He, however, said of him at another time to the same gentleman, 'Hurd, Sir, is a man whose acquaintance is a valuable acquisition.'

"That learned and ingenious Prelate it is well known published at one period of his life Moral and Political Dialogues,' with a woefully whiggish cast. Afterwards, his Lordship having thought better, came to see his errour, and republished the work with a more constitutional spirit. Johnson, however, was unwilling to allow him full credit for his political conversion. I remember when his Lordship declined the honour of being Archbishop of Canterbury, Johnson said 'I am glad he did not go to Lambeth; for, after all, I fear he is a Whig in his heart.'

"Johnson's attention to precision and clearness in expression was very remarkable. He disapproved of a parenthesis; and I believe in all his voluminous writings, not half a dozen of them will be found. He never used the phrases the former and the latter, having observed, that they often occasioned obscurity; he therefore contrived to construct his sentences so as not to have occasion for them, and would even rather repeat the same words, in order to avoid them. Nothing is more common than to mistake surnames, when we hear them carelessly uttered for the first time. To prevent this, he used not only to pronounce them slowly and distinctly, but to take the trouble of spelling them; a practice which I have often followed, and which I wish were general.

"Such was the heat and irritability of his blood, that not only did he pare his nails to the quick, but scraped the joints of his fingers with a pen-knife, till they seemed quite red and raw.

"The heterogeneous composition of human nature was remarkably exemplified in Johnson. His liberality in giving his money to persons in distress was extraordinary. Yet there lurked about him a propensity to paltry saving. One day I owned to him, that I was occasionally troubled with a fit of narrowness.' 'Why, Sir, (said he,) so am I. But I do not tell it.' He has now and then borrowed a shilling of me; and when I asked him for it again, seemed to be rather out of humour. A droll little circumstance once occurred: As if he meant to reprimand my minute exactness as a creditor, he thus addressed me ;-‘Boswell, lend me sixpence-not to be repaid.'

"This great man's attention to small things was very remarkable. As an instance of it, he one day said to me, 'Sir, when you get silver in change for a guinea, look carefully at it; you may find some curious piece of coin.'

"Though a stern true-born Englishman, and fully prejudiced against all other nations, he had discernment enough to see, and candour enough to censure, the cold reserve too common among Englishmen towards strangers: Sir, (said he,) two men of any other nation who are shewn into a room together, at a house where they are both visitors, will immediately find some conversation. But two Englishmen will probably

Second Edition.-After line 9 of note: This title, "Additions to Dr. Johnson's Life, recollected after the Second Edition was printed.”

Sir; there are two objects of curiosity-the Christian world and the
All the rest may be considered as barbarous."
Mahometan world.
BOSWELL. "Pray, Sir, is the Turkish Spy' a genuine book?"
JOHNSON. "No, Sir. Mrs. Manley, in her Life, says, that her father

go each to a different window, and remain in obstinate silence. Sir, we as yet do not enough understand the common rights of humanity.'

Johnson was at a certain period of his life a good deal with the Earl of Shelburne, now Marquis of Lansdown, as he doubtless could not but have a due value for that nobleman's activity of mind, and uncommon acquisitions of important knowledge, however much he might disapprove of other parts of his Lordship's character, which were widely different from his own.

"Maurice Morgann, Esq. authour of the very ingenious Essay on the character of Falstaff,' being a particular friend of his Lordship, had once an opportunity of entertaining Johnson for a day or two at Wycombe, when its Lord was absent, and by him I have been favoured with two anecdotes.

"One is not a little to the credit of Johnson's candour. Mr. Morgann and he had a dispute pretty late at night, in which Johnson would not give up, though he had the wrong side; and in short, both kept the field. Next morning, when they met in the breakfasting-room, Dr. Johnson accosted Mr. Morgann thus: 'Sir, I have been thinking on our dispute last night;- You were in the right.'

"The other was as follows: Johnson, for sport perhaps, or from the spirit of contradiction, eagerly maintained that Derrick had merit as a writer. Mr. Morgann At length he had recourse to this device. Pray, argued with him directly, in vain.

Sir, (said he,) whether do you reckon Derrick or Smart the best poet?' Johnson at once felt himself roused; and answered, Sir, there is no settling the point of precedency between a louse and a flea.'

You put me in mind "Once, when checking my boasting too frequently of myself in company, he said to me, Boswell, you often vaunt so much as to provoke ridicule. 'No, Sir, of a man who was standing in the kitchen of an inn with his back to the fire, and thus accosted the person next him, "Do you know, Sir, who I am?" "Sir, (said he,) I am the great (said the other,) I have not that advantage.' The Bishop of Killaloe, on my TWALMIEY, who invented the New Floodgate.' repeating the story to him, defended TWALMLEY, by observing that he was entitled to the epithet of great; for Virgil in his groupe of worthies in the Elysian fields

mentions

Hic manus ob patriam pugnando vulnera passi; &c.

Inventas aut qui vitam excoluere per artes.

"He was pleased to say to me one morning when we were left alone in his study, 'Boswell, I think, I am easier with you than with almost any body.'

"He would not allow Mr. David Hume any credit for his political principles, though similar to his own; saying of him, 'Sir, he was a Tory by chance.'

"His acute observation of human life made him remark, Sir, there is nothing by

"Johnson being asked his opinion of this Essay, answered, 'Why, Sir, we shall have the man come forth again; and as he has proved Falstaff to be no coward, he may prove Iago to be a very good character.""

What the great TWALMLEY1 was so proud of having invented, was neither more or less than a kind of box-iron for smoothing linen."

Third Edition.-Line 28 of note: To "New Floodgate," added "Iron."

"His

1 Southey, in the "Doctor" (1 vol. ed., P. 310), explains the exact nature of the 66 great Twalmley's" contrivance, which is vaguely described by Boswell. invention," says Southey, "consisted in applying a sliding-door, like a flood-gate, to an ironing-box, flat-irons having till then been used, or box-irons with a door

and bolt." Twalmley's self-importance
was probably owing to the success of his
invention, which has not been superseded
His flood-gate ironing box
to this hour.
continues in general use for all the pur-
poses for which flat-irons are not con-
venient.

wrote the two first volumes. And in another book, 'Dunton's Life and Errours,' we find that the rest was written by one Sault, at two guineas a sheet, under the direction of Dr. Midgeley."

BOSWELL.

"This has been a very factious reign, owing to the

which a man exasperates most people more, than by displaying a superior ability of brilliancy in conversation. They seem pleased at the time; but their envy makes them curse him at their hearts.'

"My readers will probably be surprised to hear that the great Dr. Johnson could amuse himself with so slight and playful a species of composition as a Charade. I have recovered one which he made on Dr. Barnard, now Lord Bishop of Killaloe; who has been pleased for many years to treat me with so much intimacy and social ease, that I may presume to call him not only my Right Reverend, but my very dear, Friend. I therefore with peculiar pleasure give to the world a just and elegant compliment thus paid to his Lordship by Johnson.

CHARADE.

My first shuts out thieves from your house or your room,

My second expresses a Syrian perfume.

My whole is a man in whose converse is shar'd

The strength of a Bar and the sweetness of Nard.'

"Johnson asked Richard Owen Cambridge, Esq. if he had read the Spanish translation of Sallust, said to be written by a Prince of Spain, with the assistance of his tutor, who is professedly the authour of a treatise. annexed, on the Phoenician language.

"Mr. Cambridge commended the work, particularly as he thought the Translator understood his author better than is commonly the case with Translators; but said, he was disappointed in the purpose for which he borrowed the book; to see whether a Spaniard could be better furnished with inscriptions from monuments, coins, or other antiquities, which he might more probably find on a coast, so immediately opposite to Carthage, than the Antiquaries of any other countries. JOHNSON. 'I am very sorry you were not gratified in your expectations.' CAMBRIDGE. The language would have been of little use, as there is no history existing in that tongue to balance the partial accounts which the Roman writers have left us. JOHNSON. No, Sir. They have not been partial, they have told their own story, without shame or regard to equitable treatment of their injured enemy; they had no compunction, no feeling for a Carthaginian. Why, Sir, they would never have borne Virgil's description of Æneas's treatment of Dido, if she had not been a Carthaginian.'

"I gratefully acknowledge this and other communications from Mr. Cambridge, whom, if a beautiful villa on the banks of the Thames, a few miles distant from Lon. don, a numerous and excellent library, which he accurately knows and reads, a choice collection of pictures, which he understands and relishes, an easy fortune, an amiable family, an extensive circle of friends and acquaintance, distinguished by rank, fashion, and genius, a literary fame, various, elegant and still increasing, colloquial talents rarely to be found, and with all these means of happiness, enjoying, when well advanced in years, health and vigour of body, serenity and animation of mind, do not entitle to be addressed fortunate senex! I know not to whom, in any age, that expression could with propriety have been used. Long may he live to hear and to feel it !!

"Johnson's love of little children, which he discovered upon all occasions, calling them, 'pretty dears,' and giving them sweat meats, was an undoubted proof of the real humanity and gentleness of his disposition.

"His uncommon kindness to his servants, and serious concern, not only for their comfort in this world, but their happiness in the next, was another unquestionable evidence of what all, who were intimately acquainted with him, knew to be true.

"Nor would it be just under this head, to omit the fondness which he shewed for animals which he had taken under his protection. I never shall forget the indulgence c" Barnard."

a" Bar."

b Nard."

Sept. 17, 1802, in his eighty-sixth year.

1 Mr. Cambridge died at Twickenham,

too great indulgence of Government." JOHNSON. "I think so, Sir.
Yet this is reasoning à
What at first was lenity, grew timidity.

posteriori, and may not be just. Supposing a few had at first been
punished, I believe faction would have been crushed; but it might
have been said, that it was a sanguinary reign. A man cannot tell
This reign has
à priori what will be best for Government to do.
We have had an unsuccessful
been very unfortunate.
that does not prove that we have been ill governed.

war; but

One side

or other must prevail in war, as one or other must win at play. When we beat Louis, we were not better governed; nor were the French better governed when Louis beat us."

On Saturday, April 12, I visited him, in company with Mr. WindOne of ham, of Norfolk, whom, though a Whig, he highly valued. the best things he ever said was to this gentleman; who, before he set out for Ireland as Secretary to Lord Northington, when Lord modest and virtuous to the Sage some Lieutenant, expressed doubts, whether he could bring himself to practise those arts which

with which he treated Hodge, his cat; for whom he himself used to go out and buy oysters, lest the servants, having that trouble, should take a dislike to the poor creature. I am, unluckily one of those who have an antipathy to a cat, so that I am uneasy when in the room with one; and I own, I frequently suffered a good deal from the presence of this same Hodge. I recollect him one day scrambling up Dr. Johnson's breast, apparently with much satisfaction, while my friend smiling and half-whistling, rubbed down his back, and pulled him by the tail; and when I observed he was a fine cat, saying, 'why, yes, Sir, but I have had cats whom I liked better than this;' and then as if perceiving Hodge to be out of countenance, adding, but he is a very fine cat, a very fine cat indeed.'

"This reminds me of the ludicrous account which he gave Mr. Langton, of the despicable state of a young gentleman of good family. Sir, when I heard of him last, he was running about town shooting cats.' And then in a sort of kindly reverie, he bethought himself of his own favourite cat, and said, 'But Hodge shan't be shot: no, no, Hodge shall not be shot.'

"He thought Mr. Beauclerk made a shrewd and judicious remark to Mr. Langton, who, after having been for the first time in company with a well-known wit about town, was warmly admiring and praising him,- See him again,' said Beauclerk.

Mr. Seward saw him pre"His respect for the Hierarchy, and particularly the Dignitaries of the Church, has been more than once exhibited in the course of this work. sented to the Archbishop of York, and described his Bow to an ARCH-BISHOP as such a studied elaboration of homage, such an extension of limb, such a flexion of body, as have seldom or ever been equalled.

"I cannot help mentioning with much regret, that by my own negligence I lost an opportunity of having the history of my family from its founder Thomas Boswell, in Such was his goodness to me, that 'Let me 1504, recorded and illustrated by Johnson's pen. when I presumed to solicit him for so great a favour, he was pleased to say, have all the materials you can collect, and I will do it both in Latin and English; then let it be printed, and copies of it be deposited in various places for security and preservation.' I can now only do the best I can to make up for this loss, keeping my great Master steadily in view. Family histories, like the imagines majorum of the ancients, excite to virtue; and I wish that they who really have blood, would be Some have affected to laugh at the more careful to trace and ascertain its course. history of the house of Yvery: it would be well if many others would transmit their pedigrees to posterity, with the same accuracy and generous zeal, with which the Noble Lord who compiled that work has honoured and perpetuated his ancestry."