Midnight Solstice The Near Nirvana Auras

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AuthorHouse, Nov 26, 2012 - Fiction - 248 pages
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Twenty-one year olds Taylor Metora and Kaleb Skyebann live in the ghettos of Toronto, Canada. Due to the controlled, but uninformed immortal qualities they possess, they live ignorantly to the fact the rest of the world mirrors their poor conditions. Upon the greeting of a wise gentleman, they discover what they really are, a world dedicated to them, and the fact that the society they currently live in nears its demise.
 

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Trends can go Finger themselves until they get off four or five times
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Fuck you and every carton of eggs that looks like you
10
Holy butt fuck Im healed
20
Yo I want wizard weed too
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Shouldnt we be smashing this place straight to shit?
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Half ass our job get fired and get paid for the whole weekend
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Your house is five thousand pounds of horse shit
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The greatest show on earth
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What did I tell you about fucking swearing?
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My dick is heavy and needs a rub thats why I like sex in my bathtub
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All you do is sit around with a can of barbeque chips up your ass
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Ill give you two five bucks to feel each other up
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What ever happened to fuck all the humans?
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Do you know if they carry a business card of evil on them or something like that?
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We cant just leave a supernatural Honda civic Lying around for everyone to see
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Well fuck you very much and your awesome math
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You two can go to that ginger burger place and take a five hour piss for all I care
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Its pretty much nine eleven point two
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Im not gonna stare at pixels all day just to use the pick up line nice weather were having
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The Tour Schedule
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Im not Jesus but thatd be cool wouldnt it?
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Epilogue
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Vemerares
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