Lindbergh's Artificial Heart: More Fascinating True Stories from Einstein's Refrigerator

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Andrews McMeel Publishing, 2003 - Humor - 183 pages
Presents strange-but-true stories from history and science about such topics as the artificial heart invented by aviator Charles Lindbergh, dead whale disposal, the study of nose picking, and a man who makes instruments from burned wooden matchsticks.

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did they really have the right stuff?
78
watch those units
84
still there
89
something seems just a little out of place here
92
almost does count
96
these games mere a sideshow in every sense
100
it all being human
107
the good old days werent as good as you think
109

he gave the company away to work on model trains
27
available in eucalyptus peppermint and chlorophll flavors
30
so tacky yet so cool
33
who really needs lighter fluid?
36
lindberghs artificial heart
40
how one boy changed the world
44
the worlds first radio breadcaster
53
eastman kodaks big loss
59
the invention that nobody wanted
64
hard to believe
71
was he really the first to walk on the moon?
73
the guy that liued in a cage at the zoo
112
the day mary the elephant was hanged
118
double your money in ninety days
122
good luck understanding this one
128
hmmm
133
it figures
135
a forgotten tradition
140
lets hear it for pickle power
144
heylthewarisouer
147
the quack heard around the world
152
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