The New York Times bestselling author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First delivers a new collection of thirty 100% true, 100% exclusive stories of comically perverse excess.
Another installment in Tucker Max’s series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, “My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole,” and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here.
But as you should expect from Tucker by now, he is going out with a bang—literally and figuratively. In this book, you’ll learn:
* How to live and work in Cancun, while still enrolled in Law School
* Why Halloween is really awesome
* How to subtly torture a highstrung roommate until he explodes with furious anger over a misplaced condiment
* What really happened when a dirty pageant girl tried to sue Tucker because he told the truth
* Why you should never accept a homemade treat from a hippie with a van
As we’ve come to learn from Tucker, assholes do finish first...but everything comes with a price.
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LibraryThing ReviewUser Review - ChrisWeir - www.librarything.com
It's a Tucker Max book, you either love him or you hate him. More of his stories of his drinking past and some are just down right hilarious. Broken down into sections. His time in Cancun while he ... Read full review
LibraryThing ReviewUser Review - TChesney - LibraryThing
At page 300, I made the following note: 'I'm really, really, really glad I read this book!' Quotes or nearly quotes: Fact is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense (page 234). Pros: Being ... Read full review
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Drugs are bad mmmkay?
Fat girls cross Tucker hilarity ensues
The Deadliest Vacation
The Fight Stories
Meet My Friend Hate
Tucker ruins a wine tasting
The almost banned now complete
Tucker Max Knee Abuser
The Law School Weddings
The ExGirlfriend Threesome Fallout
In The Trunk