Showgirls, Teen Wolves and Astro Zombies: My year-long quest to find and watch the worst movie ever made

Michael Adams is the Reviews Editor for Empire magazine, a columnist for Movieline.com, Rotten Tomatoes.com and The Wrap.com. For a short time he was co-host of The Movie Show on SBS-TV before returning to his native face-for-radio environment as a reviewer on ABC's airwaves. Unlucky film fans who glimpsed his 'acting' in 1991 horror flick Bloodlust will not be looking forward to his cameo as a zombie in George A. Romero's Survival Of The Dead. Despite being shot in the head in that film, Michael continues to live in Sydney with the most patient Clare, the very precocious Ava and two ridiculously pampered cats.