Major Karnage

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HarperCollins, Apr 24, 2012 - Fiction - 336 pages
12 Reviews

DON'T TALK TO HIM ABOUT THE WAR!!!!

It has been 20 years since The War, and Major John Karnage has finally settled into retirement: locked up in an insane asylum, with an explosive device embedded in the back of his neck to curb his violent tendencies.

Karnage and his troopers have been deemed unfit to live in normal society. Like a bit of old chewing gum stuck under a coffee table, the world has left The War and its scarred, unstable veterans behind. The military has been disbanded and World Peace has descended upon the Earth. Its inhabitants live happy, profitable lives under the global rule of the benevolent Dabney Corporation. All is tea and roses in this new, sanitized world.

Until a terrifying threat from beyond the stars rears its squiggly head! An invading armada of aliens threatens to destroy the Earth, and it's up to Major Karnage to stop them, as long as he doesn't accidentally blow his own head off first.

  

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User Review  - John Tyler - Goodreads

A fun read, the story is over the top and ridiculous. The weak point is the writing style itself. I often wished it was someone else writing the book. Would make an excellent video game. Read full review

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User Review  - Robert Fayle - Goodreads

It is an odd book. Reminds me of Cowboy Fengs Space bar but not quite as well written Read full review

Contents

MAJOR KARNAGE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
KARNAGE UNLEASHED
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
KARNAGE BEHIND BARS
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER ELEVEN
CHAPTER TWELVE
CHAPTER THIRTEEN
KARNAGE GOES TO TOWN
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR
CHAPTER FIVE

CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR
KAMP KARNAGE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR
CHAPTER FIVE
CHAPTER SIX
PRAY FOR KARNAGE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR
CHAPTER FIVE
CHAPTER SIX
CHAPTER SEVEN
CHAPTER EIGHT
CHAPTER NINE
CHAPTER TEN
ALIEN KARNAGE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR
CHAPTER FIVE
CHAPTER SIX
CHAPTER SEVEN
CHAPTER EIGHT
LESSONS IN KARNAGE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR
CHAPTER FIVE
CHAPTER SIX
CHAPTER SEVEN
CHAPTER EIGHT
CHAPTER NINE
CHAPTER TEN
CHAPTER SIX
CHAPTER SEVEN
CHAPTER EIGHT
CHAPTER NINE
CHAPTER TEN
CHAPTER ELEVEN
CHAPTER TWELVE
CHAPTER THIRTEEN
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
DOUBLE THE KARNAGE DOUBLE THE FUN
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR
ALIEN KARNAGE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR
CHAPTER FIVE
CHAPTER SIX
CHAPTER SEVEN
CHAPTER EIGHT
ZERO HOUR
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR
CHAPTER FIVE
CHAPTER SIX
CHAPTER SEVEN
CHAPTER EIGHT
CHAPTER NINE
CHAPTER TEN
EPILOGUE
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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About the author (2012)

Most of Gord’s previous writing experience has been in television, but please don’t hold that against him. He has written for The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy and Evil Con Carne. He is the prolific author of one short story, one half of a novella, and this book. He lives in Halton Hills with his wife, Alicia Land.

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