Atomic Wedgies, Wet Willies, and Other Acts of RogueryThis authoritative guide to those annoying and embarrassing tricks everyone grows up with (and maybe never outgrow) provides "sage" advice for the young and the young at heart. Arranged in encyclopedic format, each of the more than 50 entries includes a formal definition of the prank, followed by tips for execution and countermeasures. Illustrations document the best technique for affixing a "kick me" sign to someone's back, or how to wriggle out of a noogie-giver's clutches. A ranking system places each act on a scale of 1 to 10 for its degree of pain, embarrassment, annoyance, and degree of difficulty. Other fun and irritating tricks include the Burp 'n' Blow, the Rat Tail, the Eskimo Hook, and the Marker 'Stache. |
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acts of roguery ANNOYANCE EMBARRASSMENT DIFFICULTY asking assailant assailant's Atomic Wedgie attack attempt avoid bend blow burp carpet carry cause chair close coin consider cover defense DEFINITION DIFFICULTY TOTAL POINTS direction Dutch Oven effect element EMBARRASSMENT DIFFICULTY TOTAL employ extended face FART flat Flour Shower foot force grab hand hard Head Butt hertz donut hold hood immediately increase index finger keep Kick Knee Knock known Knuckle leave lift Light Flick look marker MICHIGAN Mosquito Flick motion move Native American Burn necessary nose Note one's pace PAIN ANNOYANCE EMBARRASSMENT pants perpetrator person position POSSIBLE COUNTERMEASURES preparing prevent Psyche Shake pull Result revolving door seat seek setting Sheet shirt shoe Short Shoulder Tap side situation sleeping SODA someone standing Step stop STRENGTH strike successful TEST TIPS FOR EXECUTION trap turn typically urination victim wear Yank