Make Your Own Damn Movie!: Secrets of a Renegade Director

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St. Martin's Publishing Group, Apr 1, 2007 - Performing Arts - 352 pages

Lloyd Kaufman, the writer/producer/director of such cult-classic films as The Toxic Avenger, Class of Nuke 'Em High, and Tromeo and Juliet, offers a guide to movie-making unlike any other available anywhere. In 25 years, Kaufman, along with partner Michael Herz, has built Troma Studios up from a company struggling to find its voice in a field crowded with competitors to its current--and legendary--status as a lone survivor, a bastion of true cinematic independence, and the world's greatest collection of camp on film.

As entertaining and funny as it is informative and insightful, Make Your Own Damn Movie! places Kaufman's radically low-budget, independent-studio style of filmaking directly in the reader's hands. Thus we learn how to: develop and write a knock-out screenplay; raise funding; find locations and cast actors; hire a crew; obtain equipment, permits, and music rights (all for little or no money); make incredible special effects for $0.79 each; charm, schmooze, and network while on the film-festival circuit; and, finally, make a bad actor act so bad it's actually good.
From scriptwriting and directing to financing and marketing, this book is brimming with utterly off-the-wall, decidedly maverick, yet consistently proven advice on how to fully develop one's idea for an independent film.

 

Contents

Lets Make Some Art
1
The Man Is Insane But in a Good Way
11
Raising Money or Mastering the Ancient Art of Fellatio
14
Getting Your Budget by Any Means Necessary or Why Kidneys Come in Pairs
27
500 Useless Screenwriting Books Boiled Down to One Short Chapter
29
I Was a Troma Screenwriter
35
Meet Your Future VictimsHiring the Crew
39
The Tom Sawyer Theory of Hiring Production Assistants
43
The Troma Historical Recreation Society Proudly Presents Dachau In Poughkeepsie Trent Haaga on Accomodations
149
Theres No Such Thing as Bad Publicity Unless Youre Filming an AfricanAmerican Being Dragged to His Death Behind a Pickup Truck
159
Welcome to Your Nightmare The First 24 Hours of Production
166
The Myth of Eating Properly
174
SoundThe One Thing You Are Most Likely to Fuck Up
182
All I Need To Know About Filmmaking I Learned from The Toxic Avenger Quite Literally
187
Stunts and Special EffectsHow to Simulate a Violent Death and Stay Out of Jail
192
Tromas EZ Bake Special Effects Recipes for Boys and Girls
210

Dumpster Diving for Fun and Profit
66
Viddy Well Little Brother
74
Get Your Wimmen Nekkid and Other Invaluable Casting Tips
77
I Was a Troma Actor or How I Flushed a Promising and Lucrative Computer Career Straight Down the Crapper
82
Fire Truck Love
87
PreproductionThe Key to Your Future Therapy
98
Covering Your Ass Both Metaphorically and Literally
112
Regarding Backup PlansWherein Lloyd Rejects a Perfectly Good Backup Plan Only to in the End Use It to Great Success or The Midget Story
117
How to See the Inside of a Courtroom
123
LocationsShooting in Society Without Completely Pissing off the Locals
135
Fix It in Post Wherein OnceSolid Relationships of Trust Respect and Mutual Admiration Degenerate into Bickering and Pointless NameCalling
217
Razor Blades Tape and Suicide Attempts Editing the OldFashioned Way
221
The Dark Mysterious Realm of the Associate Editor
234
Marketing Publicity and DistributionWhoring Yourself Out for Your Art Yet Again
257
SemiLegal Ways to Get Noticed at Festivals
270
Planet Cannes
280
Doin Time for Independent Cinema
286
EpilogueThe Big Emotional Spielberg Ending
303
Index
323
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Lloyd Kaufman has written, produced, and/or directed more than 25 films, including The Toxic Avenger, Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD, and Terror Firmer. He is president of Troma Entertainment. Make Your Own Damn Movie! is his second book.

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