You Made This Drink, You Drink ItLet's face it, planning a wedding for any mother and daughter is no day at the spa. But does one crazy, "ready-for-rehab" mother plus one headstrong, "tell-it-like-it-is" daughter equal disaster in the dysfunction equation? Lexxie Parker is a professional dancer who has struggled to swim upstream of her family's dirty little alcoholic secret for her entire life. Barely making it to the end of her twenties with her sanity and humorsomewhat intact, she's now faced with the ultimate challenge: Planning the wedding of her dreams with the Queen of Lunacy--her mother. Strap on your seatbelt for a ride to remember, and see if Lexxie's walk down the aisle is paved with hot pink chiffon or spilled vodka and tonics, in this entertaining yet poignant slice of life, that is sure to make you gasp and giggle. |
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... you're black.” How dare she make any judgment on my fiancé and our future marriage— especially after the stunt she had just pulled hours before. Or was it years before? Months before. Days, before. Finally, Brent was leaving. It was ...
... you're black.” How dare she make any judgment on my fiancé and our future marriage— especially after the stunt she had just pulled hours before. Or was it years before? Months before. Days, before. Finally, Brent was leaving. It was ...
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... come back, after witnessing the sheer reality of what he was about to deal with for the rest of his life. It was all I could do not to stick my head in the oven. two you're probably wondering why I even let my parents 10 | Lindsay Moss.
... come back, after witnessing the sheer reality of what he was about to deal with for the rest of his life. It was all I could do not to stick my head in the oven. two you're probably wondering why I even let my parents 10 | Lindsay Moss.
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Lindsay Moss. two. you're. probably wondering why I even let my parents set foot in ourhouse in the first place. Brent and I were getting married in five months, and they came down to plan the wedding with us. Great. My mom visited once ...
Lindsay Moss. two. you're. probably wondering why I even let my parents set foot in ourhouse in the first place. Brent and I were getting married in five months, and they came down to plan the wedding with us. Great. My mom visited once ...
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... you're making her cry and this is supposed to be a happy time,” my dad said in a whisper, trying to avoid causing a scene, like we usually did. This was the same old drill. When he tried to protect me, that really fueled her fire ...
... you're making her cry and this is supposed to be a happy time,” my dad said in a whisper, trying to avoid causing a scene, like we usually did. This was the same old drill. When he tried to protect me, that really fueled her fire ...
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... you're trying to pull here young lady, but you can forget about that dress!” Click. She hung up on me. I looked at the girls, who were almost in tears just from watching my face as I reacted to the conversation. They each grabbed one of ...
... you're trying to pull here young lady, but you can forget about that dress!” Click. She hung up on me. I looked at the girls, who were almost in tears just from watching my face as I reacted to the conversation. They each grabbed one of ...
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